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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 24
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Might want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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INFP or J, depending on...fuck it I'm a J.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bein' a murse. I have stories.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Going to things and leaving because an omelet sounds better.

Slow blink.
The first things people usually notice about me
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From a trusted advisor:

"What? I don't know, man. Shut up."

Thanks, guy.

And after discussing our cultural heritages (the fish taco convo had definitely run its course), a lady said I had a "jew face."

I said she had a "stupid face." Because I have a quick wit.

Incidentally, my dad is a Jew. But she didn't know that, and her face was stupid.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Schlock, pap.

At the moment I really like BROAD CITY, and can't get sick of comic book movies, movies in general, pizza, sushi, Party Down, special features, commentaries, David Foster Wallace (his essays, not Ininite Jest... whut), old man dad jams by the National, Interpol, the solo projects of Strokes members, Local Natives, Michael Jackson, We Are Hex, two Peter Cetera songs, and of those two Peter Cetera songs I prefer the duet with Amy Grant. So I like Amy Grant.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'd be lost without my friends and family. And I'd be bummed if I didn't have jolly ranchers, coffee, a little banter, a place to live, or something interesting to do. A drink is nice, too. I'd miss that. Party on, then.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
NYC and why Prairie Home Companion is still on because it's horrible and has been for forty years. That's right. Writer's Almanac.....good god. Fuck you Garrison Keillor, you son of a bitch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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