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Pfffft13

35 M Indianapolis, IN

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
INFP or J, depending on...Oh fuck it I'm a P.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being a murse. Going to online college.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
From a trusted advisor:

"What? I don't know, man. Shut up."

Thanks, guy!

And after discussing our cultural heritages (the fish taco convo had definitely run its course), a lady said I had a "jew face."

I said she had a "stupid face." Because I have a quick wit.

Incidentally, my dad is a Jew. But she didn't know that, and her face was so incredibly stupid.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Schlock, pap.

I love and like Interpol, Big Star, Julian Casablancas, David Foster Wallace, WE ARE HEX, superhero movies, lots of movies, pizza, burritos, Murakami, Clive Barker, Brian Lumley, Party Down, Parks and Rec, sushi, Beach House, Local Natives, Minus The Bear, special features, commentaries, The National, Sherlock, Songs: Ohia, Maritime, Baroness, Hot Snakes, Kurt Vile, two Peter Cetera songs, and of those two Peter Cetera songs I prefer the duet with Amy Grant. So I like Amy Grant.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'd be lost without my friends and family. And I'd be bummed if I didn't have jolly ranchers, coffee, banter, a place to live, or something interesting to do. A drink is nice, too. I'd miss that. Party on, then.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mostly where I'll be this time next year. I need a change and I've got my eye on you, Chicago.

Also, why Prairie Home Companion is still on because it's horrible and has been for forty years. There, it needed to be said. Writer's Almanac.....good god. Fuck you Garrison Keillor, you son of a bitch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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