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My self-summary
INFP or J, depending on...fuck it I'm a J.

Okcupid says I'm sloppy, which just isn't true.
What I’m doing with my life
Bein' a murse in Indianapolis. I have stories. The ones worth telling involve fluids.

Actually, they're not even good stories, they're just gross.

Really though, just trying to be a kinder, healthier, happier individual.
I’m really good at
Going to things and leaving because an omelet sounds better.

Slow blink.
The first things people usually notice about me
From a trusted advisor:

"What? I don't know, man. Shut up."

Thanks, guy.

And after discussing our cultural heritages (the fish taco convo had definitely run its course), a lady said I had a "jew face."

I said she had a "stupid face." Because I have a quick wit.

Incidentally, my dad is a Jew. But she didn't know that, and her face was stupid.

I've also been told I look young for my age. When I hit the wall it's not gonna be pretty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Schlock, pap.

At the moment I really like Game of Thrones and am a little obsessed with Star Wars.

I can't get sick of comic book movies or movies in general, pizza, sushi, fish tacos, Parks and Rec, Broad City, special features, commentaries, David Foster Wallace (his essays, not Infinite Jest), old man dad jams by the National, Interpol, the solo projects of Strokes members, Local Natives, Michael Jackson, two Peter Cetera songs, and of those two Peter Cetera songs I prefer the duet with Amy Grant.

So I like Amy Grant.

And I need book suggestions. I just finished Lives of the Monster Dogs and Mother Night so um,...yeah.
The six things I could never do without
I'd be lost without my friends and family. And I'd be bummed if I didn't have jolly ranchers, coffee, a little banter, a place to live, or something interesting to do. A drink is nice, too. I'd miss that. Party on, then.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Traveling and working in different cities and how I would adapt. NYC...I got my eye on you. You too sunny California.

Whether or not a 99% match is an absolute deal breaker.

And why Prairie Home Companion is still on because it's fucking horrible and has been for forty years. Writer's Almanac...good god. Fuck you Garrison Keillor, you son of a bitch.
You should message me if
You wanna cheese out on the Force Awakens. I love it. And if you're cool with sharing food.

"How's yours?"


This should be a given, right?