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Pfffft13

35 Indianapolis, IN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
INFP or J, depending on...fuck it I'm a J.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Bein' a murse. I have stories. I think they're funny, but most people find them disgusting or sad.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Showing up at things and leaving because an omelet sounds like more fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
From a trusted advisor:

"What? I don't know, man. Shut up."

Thanks, guy.

And after discussing our cultural heritages (the fish taco convo had definitely run its course), a lady said I had a "jew face."

I said she had a "stupid face." Because I have a quick wit.

Incidentally, my dad is a Jew. But she didn't know that, and her face was stupid.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Schlock, mostly pap.

I love and like Interpol, Big Star, Julian Casablancas, David Foster Wallace, WE ARE HEX, those comic book movies, lots of movies, pizza, burritos, Murakami, Clive Barker, Brian Lumley, Party Down, Parks and Rec, sushi, Beach House, Local Natives, Minus The Bear, special features, commentaries, The National, Sherlock, Songs: Ohia, Baroness, Michael Jackson, two Peter Cetera songs, and of those two Peter Cetera songs I prefer the duet with Amy Grant. So I like Amy Grant.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'd be lost without my friends and family. And I'd be bummed if I didn't have jolly ranchers, coffee, a little banter, a place to live, or something interesting to do. A drink is nice, too. I'd miss that. Party on, then.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
NYC and why Prairie Home Companion is still on because it's horrible and has been for forty years. That's right. Writer's Almanac.....good god. Fuck you Garrison Keillor, you son of a bitch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
heh
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