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PghStoryteller

28 M Alexandria, VA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I currently live in Pittsburgh but will soon be living in Washington, D.C.

I am a soft hearted culinary hobbyist with an affinity towards the imaginative and the ribald. Welcome to my page, I hope to entertain you with it even if we aren't a match.

Seems to me that there are a lot of people here who want to at the very least make friends, and from what I have seems lot of guys here who could use some lessons in how to approach people. When people are rude or disrespectful on the internet I get bothered by it because it shows that society still has a long way to go in it's development.

I live in both Pittsburgh, PA and Alexandria, VA. I have a bit to explain about that, but I am often between the two. My zip code will change on here a lot and I might email some of you without realizing where I am currently located on this site.

Some facts about how I like to deal with life:
I have spooned a kangaroo.
I once bought a car with a case of beer.
My method for solving hard choices is flipping a coin.
A day is not done right if you can't spend 15 minutes staring into space and thinking, but don't make it the whole day.
I will drive 6 hours without notice to help a friend. I will also drive that far for fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
While I am currently seeking new employment to suit my needs and style, I pick up and test hobbies ranging from the classic to the eclectic.

My passion is around imagination and creativity, so I am often reading or writing when I am not assisting my best friend with his band or just making a fool out of myself pretending that floor is hot lava. My writing focus is on fantasy. While being a novelist would be cool, I am happy trying to write down my dreams in a narrative sense just for my own enjoyment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving the core of my skills from a desire to see where I am weak, I find my strongest features to be my capacity to relate and understand others. My focus is on supporting people based on their character and redefining myself into a better person.

I spend a lot of time trying to find ways to better myself and have been growing a list of what I want to do, if you want to check it out, message me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People seem to notice the elephant I ride on my way to work every morning, though they also seem to notice the live cheetahs glued to my loafers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I think I have watched all of television ever, it's probably time for me to work out. Then again, I do love SciFi.

Spaceballs is the greatest movie ever, I will fight you on that. I have a special place in my heart for older movies because editing was a difficult art when it was done with film instead of digitally.
If you ever read Good Omens by Neil Gaiman or like the Oz books by L. Frank Baum, I am ready to be your friend.

Musically I am wide ranged, but if its got a classic rock or funk vibe to it, it is definitely in my wheelhouse.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Conversation
Comfortable bed
Music, from Blues to Funk to Rock
Fun bad movies like The Last Dragon
Imagination
Ink (for writing, not tattoos)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Exactly what I would do if I were to have enough money to do anything. It has boiled down to a set of elaborate pranks I would play on friends and destination adventures I have been dying to go on.

Now I am spending time thinking about why my personality is being shown as more sloppy, less mannered, and less love-driven. These are not accurate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Never doing the same thing as usual. Friday is my day to mix things up and go unplanned. Many times, if I need to narrow it down, I am driving somewhere to spend the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a death ray and in two days time it will be linked up with a satellite orbit earth.

Oh, no worries if this profile ends up on a blog somewhere. I get it, hell I check them out. Send me a message and let me see it if you do.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to exchange ideas for how to get through any potential apocalypse.
you think red is better than blue.
my profile was amusing.
you love bad movies.
the coin comes up heads.