Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
WARNING: I am not vanilla. I just look it.
My name is Ken, I have no idea what the translation of that is but
I don't think it means I am made of plastic and I come with board
shorts. In reality I am just a guy who is seeking to make a mark in
the world and be a part of something great. I'm on here seeking a
relationship, but to be honest I'm not sure what I see that
relationship being. Could be a long term committed thing, could be
just dating, even a new friendship would be great.
Currently I work for a company making a decent amount of money, but
I am seeking advancing my career while also trying to start a new
one. My interests are widespread and my abilities match, so often I
am distracted in trying to do all things at once. When I am not at
work I am home, relaxing or fixing things or writing, which is a
hobby I would like to soon try to make money from. Stories are a
passion of mine, I love sharing and listening.
I am a cuddler and a fan of Netflix. A day spent inside watching
shows and being with someone is just as appealing as going out and
having an adventure of my own. Sometimes I am a trouble maker and
other times I just want a quiet day. I love to cook and bake, and I
can even grill a cake if asked to. I am not much of a drinker, but
don't mind going out any night and having a few.
Conversations are amazing to me, and I will come up with an answer
to any question but I love just discussing topics and just seeing
where it ends up over time. Watching a conversation go from a
simple chat about parking in the city to the inner meanings of
cartoon shows is one of the best things in life.
I am sexually very open, but I would rather talk about it in
private, for no reason other than its an odd subject to throw
information about if you never asked. So if you want to know, just
My previous profile I don't think fairly captured who I was, so
this was mostly rewritten.
Some facts about how I like to deal with life:
I have spooned a kangaroo.
I once bought a car with a case of beer.
My method for solving hard choices is flipping a coin.
A day is not done right if you can't spend 15 minutes staring into
space and thinking, but don't make it the whole day.
I will drive 6 hours without notice to help a friend. I will also
drive that far for fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
While I am currently seeking new employment to suit my needs and
style, I pick up and test hobbies ranging from the classic to the
My passion is around imagination and creativity, so I am often
reading or writing when I am not assisting my best friend with his
band or just making a fool out of myself pretending that floor is
hot lava. My writing focus is on fantasy. While being a novelist
would be cool, I am happy trying to write down my dreams in a
narrative sense just for my own enjoyment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving the core of my skills from a desire to see where I am weak,
I find my strongest features to be my capacity to relate and
understand others. My focus is on supporting people based on their
character and redefining myself into a better person.
I spend a lot of time trying to find ways to better myself and have
been growing a list of what I want to do, if you want to check it
out, message me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People seem to notice the elephant I ride on my way to work every
morning, though they also seem to notice the live cheetahs glued to
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I think I have watched all of television ever, it's probably time
for me to work out. Then again, I do love SciFi.
Spaceballs is the greatest movie ever, I will fight you on that. I
have a special place in my heart for older movies because editing
was a difficult art when it was done with film instead of
If you ever read Good Omens by Neil Gaiman or like the Oz books by
L. Frank Baum, I am ready to be your friend.
Musically I am wide ranged, but if its got a classic rock or funk
vibe to it, it is definitely in my wheelhouse.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, from Blues to Funk to Rock
Fun bad movies like The Last Dragon
Ink (for writing, not tattoos)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Exactly what I would do if I were to have enough money to do
anything. It has boiled down to a set of elaborate pranks I would
play on friends and destination adventures I have been dying to go
Now I am spending time thinking about why my personality is being
shown as more sloppy, less mannered, and less love-driven. These
are not accurate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Never doing the same thing as usual. Friday is my day to mix things
up and go unplanned. Many times, if I need to narrow it down, I am
driving somewhere to spend the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a death ray and in two days time it will be linked up with a
satellite orbit earth.
Oh, no worries if this profile ends up on a blog somewhere. I get
it, hell I check them out. Send me a message and let me see it if
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to exchange ideas for how to get through any potential
you think red is better than blue.
my profile was amusing.
you love bad movies.
the coin comes up heads.
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