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PghStoryteller

28 M Alexandria, VA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
10/22/14
Hello you.

WARNING: I am not vanilla. I just look it.

My name is Ken, I have no idea what the translation of that is but I don't think it means I am made of plastic and I come with board shorts. In reality I am just a guy who is seeking to make a mark in the world and be a part of something great. I'm on here seeking a relationship, but to be honest I'm not sure what I see that relationship being. Could be a long term committed thing, could be just dating, even a new friendship would be great.

Currently I work for a company making a decent amount of money, but I am seeking advancing my career while also trying to start a new one. My interests are widespread and my abilities match, so often I am distracted in trying to do all things at once. When I am not at work I am home, relaxing or fixing things or writing, which is a hobby I would like to soon try to make money from. Stories are a passion of mine, I love sharing and listening.

I am a cuddler and a fan of Netflix. A day spent inside watching shows and being with someone is just as appealing as going out and having an adventure of my own. Sometimes I am a trouble maker and other times I just want a quiet day. I love to cook and bake, and I can even grill a cake if asked to. I am not much of a drinker, but don't mind going out any night and having a few.

Conversations are amazing to me, and I will come up with an answer to any question but I love just discussing topics and just seeing where it ends up over time. Watching a conversation go from a simple chat about parking in the city to the inner meanings of cartoon shows is one of the best things in life.

I am sexually very open, but I would rather talk about it in private, for no reason other than its an odd subject to throw information about if you never asked. So if you want to know, just ask anything.

My previous profile I don't think fairly captured who I was, so this was mostly rewritten.

Some facts about how I like to deal with life:
I have spooned a kangaroo.
I once bought a car with a case of beer.
My method for solving hard choices is flipping a coin.
A day is not done right if you can't spend 15 minutes staring into space and thinking, but don't make it the whole day.
I will drive 6 hours without notice to help a friend. I will also drive that far for fun.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
While I am currently seeking new employment to suit my needs and style, I pick up and test hobbies ranging from the classic to the eclectic.

My passion is around imagination and creativity, so I am often reading or writing when I am not assisting my best friend with his band or just making a fool out of myself pretending that floor is hot lava. My writing focus is on fantasy. While being a novelist would be cool, I am happy trying to write down my dreams in a narrative sense just for my own enjoyment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Driving the core of my skills from a desire to see where I am weak, I find my strongest features to be my capacity to relate and understand others. My focus is on supporting people based on their character and redefining myself into a better person.

I spend a lot of time trying to find ways to better myself and have been growing a list of what I want to do, if you want to check it out, message me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People seem to notice the elephant I ride on my way to work every morning, though they also seem to notice the live cheetahs glued to my loafers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I think I have watched all of television ever, it's probably time for me to work out. Then again, I do love SciFi.

Spaceballs is the greatest movie ever, I will fight you on that. I have a special place in my heart for older movies because editing was a difficult art when it was done with film instead of digitally.
If you ever read Good Omens by Neil Gaiman or like the Oz books by L. Frank Baum, I am ready to be your friend.

Musically I am wide ranged, but if its got a classic rock or funk vibe to it, it is definitely in my wheelhouse.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Conversation
Comfortable bed
Music, from Blues to Funk to Rock
Fun bad movies like The Last Dragon
Imagination
Ink (for writing, not tattoos)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Exactly what I would do if I were to have enough money to do anything. It has boiled down to a set of elaborate pranks I would play on friends and destination adventures I have been dying to go on.

Now I am spending time thinking about why my personality is being shown as more sloppy, less mannered, and less love-driven. These are not accurate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Never doing the same thing as usual. Friday is my day to mix things up and go unplanned. Many times, if I need to narrow it down, I am driving somewhere to spend the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a death ray and in two days time it will be linked up with a satellite orbit earth.

Oh, no worries if this profile ends up on a blog somewhere. I get it, hell I check them out. Send me a message and let me see it if you do.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to exchange ideas for how to get through any potential apocalypse.
you think red is better than blue.
my profile was amusing.
you love bad movies.
the coin comes up heads.