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Phantransic

28 M Cambridge, MA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I hope you're a joker. Not THE joker, just someone who can laugh easily. I don't take much of anything seriously. If you think there's anything in life too sacred or too vile to laugh at...we probably won't get along. I'm something like a nonchalant version of the Comedian from Watchmen. If you think Louie C.K. is the most brilliant man on television, we'll probably get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Am I the only one who finds the phrasing of the above really self important? Did someone's dad write this?
I’m really good at
Cooking, lounging, gaming.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smile easily, so most people notice that first. I'll ask what else the next time I catch someone staring.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If I was more bored I'd meme the shit out of this...
The six things I could never do without
cheese, beer, wine, a great kitchen, my computer, my phone.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't think friday night is ever typical. Where's the fun in doing the same thing every friday night?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't decide if this section is supposed to be really raunchy or what? Obviously you can't write anything serious here...or why would you otherwise keep it secret?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You're a size queen or you're just curious about me. Just say hi, I love hearing from people.

Or if you're skilled with witty banter...the brain is the second largest erogenous zone after all (hyuck hyuck).