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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 25
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hope you're a joker. Not THE joker, just someone who can laugh easily. I don't take much of anything seriously. If you think there's anything in life too sacred or too vile to laugh at...we probably won't get along. I'm something like a nonchalant version of the Comedian from Watchmen. If you think Louie C.K. is the most brilliant man on television, we'll probably get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Am I the only one who finds the phrasing of the above really self important? Did someone's dad write this?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, lounging, gaming.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile easily, so most people notice that first. I'll ask what else the next time I catch someone staring.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If I was more bored I'd meme the shit out of this...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cheese, beer, wine, a great kitchen, my computer, my phone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
abstract ideas
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't think friday night is ever typical. Where's the fun in doing the same thing every friday night?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't decide if this section is supposed to be really raunchy or what? Obviously you can't write anything serious here...or why would you otherwise keep it secret?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a size queen or you're just curious about me. Just say hi, I love hearing from people.

Or if you're skilled with witty banter...the brain is the second largest erogenous zone after all (hyuck hyuck).