Allow me to welcome you. Welcome!
Where to start? I'm easy-going and at times I come off as quiet. I have a good sense of humor (even if it tends to come off as dark or morbid) and consider myself an honest person. I'm back in school working on a career change and as a result working so my schedule is kind of hectic but not impossible.

I am currently enrolled in school working toward becoming a
paleontologist (dinosaur doctor in an incredibly narrow summary). I work in a pharmacy as a pharmacy technician and have for a number of years which is a big factor in my decision to go back to college.

I'm funny. At least that is what people are constantly telling me. I'm a hard worker and am honest and loyal, in fact I was a boyscout! Well... I'll be honest I wasn't a very good boyscout and I kind of dropped out but hey that's life right?

I'm not too sure really. I'm pretty shy so I guess they'd notice the fact that I'm kind of quiet. Once I get comfortable around you I will be an endless source of entertainment!

I like a lot of movies and music. I'll list my top five of each to avoid a ridiculously long list.

Movies
Pee-wee's Big Adventure, Aliens, Raising Arizona, Blade Runner and A Clorkwork Orange.

I also enjoy collecting, watching and making fun of really really terrible movies.

Music
My favorite bands are Nine Inch Nails, Faith No More, Queens of the Stoneage, Peter Gabriel and Prince.

TV
I watch all kinds of shows but some of my favorites are: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Seinfeld, Futurama, Arrested Development, Lucky Louie and Firefly. I like biology, physics and paleontology so when I have cable it never leaves Discovery unless something I skip over to the Science channel.

Books
I mostly non-fiction for school but I am not opposed to reading the occasional novel. I like Steve Perry, Stephen King... Honestly, I don't read a lot of fiction.

Food
I like Asian food of all kinds but pizza and simple American food is good too. I'm not too picky unless we're talking about fast-food and then I'm more selective since most of it kind of sucks.

1. particle accelerator
2. flux capacitor
3. a copy of Ghost Dad on Betamax
4. one large wooden spoon
5. a harpoon
6. Tyrannosaurus Rex

Robocop.

Staying in, unfortunately since I work on Saturdays for the time
being. On a Saturday night however I like to hang out with friends. I also enjoy hiking, bike riding (until the pedal fell off my bike...) and other outdoor activities. Currently I am studying martial arts and enjoy playing video games and a few other geeky activities.

Oh shit. Look at that door, dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?

Don't message me if you think you're a princess. I seriously don't have time for that shit.

If you don't take yourself too seriously. If you have a good sense of humor and enjoy laughing at things.