I'm easy-going, analytical, reserved, and sometimes stealthly
scathing. I have been a medical Jack of all trades and have now
become a master of the obvious. Bear in mind, most have not even
mastered this little. I am interested in fishing, hunting, cooking,
ethnic cusine, seafood, and travel. In short, I'm just a poor
immigrant struggling to scratch out a shameful existence.
I've been to Cuba, Jordan, and Peru. I want to see the world one
country at a time; I'm looking for a life, dance, and travel
partner. I took a basic ballroom course in college and would like
to learn more. Cornball, pop song cliches aside, I want to dance
with someone who loves me.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, eating, sleeping, number 1, number 2, and working some
more--not necessarily in this order.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at carrying out a conversation with nearly anyone
on any topic. I am best at making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know what people first notice, because they are too scared
about being PC to say it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Freakonomics: figures don't lie, but liars do figure.
Any food that comes in a shell: nuts, crustaceans, mollusks
Daniel Tosh: His humor is unabashedly mean. If only the rest of us
could be so honest.
The six things I could never do without
water, the toilet and the accompanying tissue, fresh fruit and
vegetables, car, toothbrush, and my Belgian Malinois and Dutch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I try to avoid deep thinking by using the dumb-dog approach to
life, just live and enjoy the moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
working. It is not by choice; it's due to a customer service
oriented job which pays well. After all, my pups gulp down loads of
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have enjoyed espisodes of the Gilmore Girls for the reluctant
relationships amongst the quirky characters and the ridiculously
phoney yet witty verbal repartee.
You should message me if
you are 30 or under, single, heterosexual, somewhere between highly
selective and dangerously desperate, at least modestly attractive,
and have a nice, large, and round pair... of eyes.