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My self-summary
Note: I've found that a lot of the conversations on here are ended just because I forgot to reply because life. So, if we get to talking and that happens, send me another message saying "hey what's up you're lame for not replying so do that or I'll tell everyone I know that you wear crocs." That should get me to talk to you.

I am a secret agent living a double life. I go to school and work. On my downtime you will find me kicking ass and fighting evil monsters. I love music, books and eating pineapples. I'm a man of my word with passion and desire to succeed in whatever comes my way. I am looking for a girl whose intelligent, sweet, and is looking for a simple, nice guy who will sweep her off her feet. Believe it or not, I'm not looking for a hook-up. "What? A guy that's not looking for a hook-up? Is he gay?" Definitely not. I'm a big fan of the vajayjay. But I'm done with the games and I want a woman who wants a serious relationship. I guess you could call me old-fashioned. I love being chivalrous.
That may come off like I take life WAY too seriously, but I promise, I don't. I'm way too much of a goofball for that.

I'm also a big-time believer in the phrase "it's only awkward if you make it awkward." You've been warned.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a physics major currently in my undergrad and will hopefully be getting a degree in teaching physics and eventually become a teacher at a high school or university. Being a student with a job, trying to have a social life, basically.
I’m really good at
Writing poetry, or anything with words or numbers
I love making people laugh
Problem solving
I played saxophone for close to 8 years and was somewhat good at it, so I guess that means I'm good with my mouth and hands?
I'm also in the process of re-learning piano, so make of that what you will.
Making an idiot out of myself
Driving a car with 3 pedals instead of 2
And apparently I'm quite good at giving massages, so yeah. There's that.

I don't wish to alarm you, but I have slightly above-average skill at just about everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
How freakishly tall I am? I'm 6'1"... but I'm 6'2" with Nike Air Forces though. I've also been told I have a great smile.

And my eyes change color depending on the light. See? No crazy filters, and no photoshopping besides the B&W. I promise.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:Most books by James Patterson, This is How You Lose Her, Casino Royale, How to Get Away with Murder in America, My Heart is an Idiot, Ghostwritten, Cloud Atlas, Theories of International Politics and Zombies, 1Q84, Eragon series. Also, the Fables and Walking Dead comics.

Movies: Oh dear. Just about anything directed by Christopher Nolan, The King's Speech, The Next Three Days, The Terminal, UP, anything Disney, Notting Hill, You've Got Mail, As Good as it Gets. We could be here for days.

TV: The Walking Dead, Dr. Who, Breaking Bad, Prison Break, Big Bang Theory, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Workaholics, Heroes (the first season). I don't really watch much TV, Netflix works for me. So if you try and make a reference or joke about some show, I probably won't get it.

Music: Honestly, my favorite "band" right now is just the Chester See, Andy Lange, Andrew Garcia and Josh Golden quartet. YouTube that shit.
If you like classical movie soundtrack (John Powell, Hans Zimmer, James Horner, Alan Silvestri) we'll get along splendidly.
Basically anything but stereotypical country and metal. I do like some rap, but it's on a case-by-case basis. Classical and jazz do it for me too, but it really depends on my mood to what I listen to.
And if you have any idea who Audiomachine, Two Steps From Hell, and/or Florian Bur is, you are awesome.
I'm also a really bad hipster. I find a band, and just a month or two later, they are everywhere.

Food: Yes.

I also love playing volleyball, and am a pretty big Bears, Bulls, and Blackhawks fan. In that order. So if you are too, big plus.

Obviously, this isn't an exhaustive list, so feel free to ask if you'd like to know more :]
The six things I could never do without
Aside from the smart-assery of water, air, etc....
My phone :/
Music. Omg music.
My weights. I'm not a gym rat or health freak, but I do take pride in my body and how it looks.
Fashion. Yes, I'm straight. No, I'm not high-maintenance.
Sex. I mean, let's keep it real.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life and where I am headed blah blah blah. When I can spare time not thinking about life, I think about top secret government stuff to help stop evil. Yeah I am a pretty big deal. You know that evil monster that used to live under your bed? I'm the guy that caught him and prevented your nightmares. Ghostbusters can't touch this. Thank me later :)

I'm also not entirely sure what OCD is, but I know its pretty fashionable to accuse someone of having it when they try and do something properly.

I'm also constantly trying to come up with witty things to tweet. So if you're not too offended by anything you find at then I suppose thats a good thing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depending on the week, I'm either out and about with my friends, studying, or just having a good ol' night in with my buddy Netflix or a good book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cried at the beginning of UP and at the end of Brave. Judge me. See if I care.

Also, good grammar makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside and may or may not turn me on.
You should message me if
It's aaaaaaall about the smile. I don't know exactly why, but if you have a semi-nice to killer smile, you are 86.59% more attractive to me. Exactly. Remember ladies: smiling > duck face.


If you laughed at any point (either at me or with me)
If you want to talk to a double/secret agent
If you don't pretend to like sports just for my sake
If you didn't just skip everything I wrote (most is okay)
You want to meet a superhero in the making
If you are a ninja
If you think my profile is as big of a joke as I do
Yes, I know it's a long profile. Even if you read just half of it, you might as well shoot me a message, right?

Please say more than "hi" or "hey"
And if you mention "yolo" or "swag" anywhere on your profile, I will not talk to you. And PLEASE for the love of all that's good in this world, if you do decide to message me first, SAY MORE THAN "HI HOW ARE YOU" or some variant.

And if you want to just talk or whatever, be my guest. It doesn't have to be so serious. Who cares?