I am a secret agent living a double life. I go to school and work. On my downtime you will find me kicking ass and fighting evil monsters. I love music, books and eating pineapples. I'm a man of my word with passion and desire to succeed in whatever comes my way. I am looking for a girl whose intelligent, sweet, and is looking for a simple, nice guy who will sweep her off her feet. Believe it or not, I'm not looking for a hook-up. "What? A guy that's not looking for a hook-up? Is he gay?" Definitely not. I'm a big fan of the vajayjay. But I'm done with the games and I want a woman who wants a serious relationship. I guess you could call me old-fashioned. I love being chivalrous.
That may come off like I take life WAY too seriously, but I promise, I don't. I'm way too much of a goofball for that.
I'm also a big-time believer in the phrase "it's only awkward if you make it awkward." You've been warned.