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31 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:57am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello, I'm Greg. Born and raised Jersey, I moved back after six years in NYC and I now work in Center City and live by the Italian market. I have good family, friends, and a good job. I just need to find a girl to compliment them.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, I work at UPenn Medicine. I also moonlight in direct care for developmentally disabled kids and teenagers. Ultimately, I want to either go into counseling or occupational therapy, but right now I'm just working my butt off.
I’m really good at
Sports, talking, making friends, having a good time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Prince of Nothing trilogy. Movies: I'm always down for a movie. Television: Scrubs, 24, Lost, Friends, Modern Family, Happy Endings, Discovery Channel, Food Network. Music: I'll listen to most anything. Food: Everything and I'm always willing to try something new.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, psychology, how the human body works, sports, and why women on this site put so many pictures with fake mustaches.....It's weird.......stop it.....
On a typical Friday night I am
Happy hour then adventures.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe, with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are literate and know the difference between your and you're as well as there, their, and they're. On a nice night you want to walk instead of get a cab. You like to explore. You don't have the aforementioned mustache photo. You don't only have selfies posted....