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PhillyFrijoles

26 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Pisces, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Fluently), German (Okay), Chinese (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My last name means joy of life in Arabic and that's how I live. If I don't have a smile on my face, something has gone terribly wrong.

I've sung in Carnegie hall, learned programming from a book, got arrested in Germany, and played trumpet on the streets of Berlin for money.

I grew up on Long Island and moved here to work. I've been living in the city for about four years now and I love it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I went to college for music, was a troubadour in Deutschland and now I catch terrorists. Go figure.

I just got back from a short European trip where I caused copious amounts of trouble in Amsterdam and Paris. I'm planning an odyssey through latin america where I may or may not find myself.

Other than that, on the weekends I'm usually finding a new place to have brunch or beer or both (suggestions are always welcome). During the summer I'm playing soccer somewhere in Central Park.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Any instrument. I've been playing music since I was a tater tot.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get along with just about anyone, anywhere. I once had a conversation with a homeless man about his magic cane. He knighted me with it and now I am his king.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cat’s Cradle, The Last Temptation of Christ, The Holy Mountain, AC/DC before Bon Scott bit it, Curtis “Pussycrusher” Mayfield, Dolly “Cock Destroyer” Parton, NWA, early Bukowski, Nabokov but not to where I’m gonna want to talk about the footnotes to Pale Fire with you, Dale Carnegie’s How to Not Get a Boner on the Bus and Weird Everyone the Fuck Out, The Bible, The Qu’ran spelled with a Q and prominently displayed so you know how multicultural I am, Solaris (the real one), Rumi, Leonard “The Superpimp” Cohen, The Big Bang Theory if every episode were just 22 minutes of the cast being slowly skinned alive, ASOIAF which I don’t need to spell out for you cuz you’re a dork, Claude “Ass Shredder” Debussy, Johann Sebastian “Thunderscrote” Bach, Spongebob if baked.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Good Friends
3. Music
4. Beer
5. Brunches
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get myself into some perfectly beautiful trouble.

How it's a really bad idea to get a monkey and teach him to drive me around. He would drive me bananas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Step 1: Have a drink
Step 2: Dance ridiculously yet somehow pull it off
Step 3: Laugh
Step 4: Have another drink
Step 5: Rinse and repeat if necessary
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My nickname in school was Flip Mc' Nasty. I'm still not exactly sure why.
You should message me if
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You'd like to grab a well crafted German beer or glass of wine at someplace inviting and chat.

You would enjoy my typical Friday night.

You're tall... ish