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27 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:11pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Not at all
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I'm a band geek. No really. Try to contain your excitement.

Transplant from a small, dirty, post-industrial ghetto-tundra.

When so moved, I can dress better than most people you know.

Truly a nerd of the highest quality, enthusiastic about all manner of geeky things ranging through the arts, entertainment and academia, and I hope you are as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a musician of the classical and theatre variety. I play in two symphony orchestras and musicals all over town. It's pretty awesome.

During the day, I am a high school teacher in the South Bronx. Though I may complain about my job from time to time, I care deeply about my work and the field of education in general. I am working hard to understand the system of education in the United States and all of the social and economic factors affecting it. I don't know if this is what I'll always be involved with, but in general I'm really a public sector kind of guy, so I'll probably never be rich. Sorry, haters!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Music, four-function math, profanity, diction, wearing tweed, singing really low, and apparently replicating a Polish accent.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-"Nigga look like Poindexter" (Harlem has many connoisseurs of passers-by)


-Jazz radio voice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: History, politics, biographies, music, social issues.

Movies: Gritty and cerebral; anything set in NYC in the 60s-80s; Anything involving crime, war, great clothes or Kevin Spacey.

Music: Classical music is pretty much my life. The most fun performance I've ever been to was a terrifyingly heavy metal band. And I know all of the words to "I wish" by Skee-lo. In addition to that, I would have to say everything else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Urban areas
Rainy days
My bike
Witty comments
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-My little school in the ghetto and how to make it better.
-How I could possibly fit a dog into my life...big fan.
-Why every girl on here drinks whiskey, has an absurdly extensive travel resume, and thinks that I give a shit that she is "really OCD about grammar and spelling". No offense, of course.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully playing music or cycling recklessly around town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sober 2 years. I don't care if you drink; I'll join you at the pub, just try not to look like Ginger from Casino.

Also, I happen to think "LoveGame" by Lady Gaga and "Vogue" by Madonna are both totally badass. What of it?
You should message me if
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-You're unusual
-You're very funny
-You swear like a sailor

-You fancy a chat...preferably in person. About ZERO of my personality comes out through text, and my voice is an asset, so let's meet up like real people!