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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 11
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Not at all
Post grad
Doesn’t want kids
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a band geek. No really. Try to contain your excitement.

Transplant from a small, dirty, post-industrial ghetto-tundra.

When so moved, I can dress better than most people you know.

Truly a nerd of the highest quality, enthusiastic about all manner of geeky things ranging through the arts, entertainment and academia, and I hope you are as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a high school teacher in the South Bronx. I love my students, and though I may complain about my job from time to time, I care deeply about my work and the field of education in general. Even if I'm not always a teacher, in general I'm really a public sector kind of guy, so I'll probably never be rich. Sorry, haters!

When not teaching, I am a free-lance musician of the classical and theatre variety. I play woodwinds in symphony orchestras and theatre productions all over town. "It is my wife, it is my life".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Music, teaching, cursing (sometimes all at once)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
-"Nigga look like Poindexter" (Harlem has many connoisseurs of passers-by)


-Jazz radio voice
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: History, politics, biographies, music, social issues.

Movies: Gritty and cerebral; anything set in NYC in the 60s-80s; Anything involving crime, war, great clothes or Kevin Spacey.

Music: Classical music is pretty much my life. The most fun performance I've ever been to was a terrifyingly heavy metal band. And I know all of the words to "I wish" by Skee-lo. In addition to that, I would have to say everything else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
High population density
Rainy days
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-My little school band in the ghetto and how to make it better.
-Owning a dog!
-Why every girl on here drinks whiskey, has an absurdly extensive travel resume, and thinks that I give a shit that she is "really OCD about grammar and spelling". No offense, of course.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully playing music or cycling recklessly around town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sober three years. I don't care if you drink; I'll join you at the pub, just try not to look like Ginger from Casino.
You should message me if
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-You're unusual
-You are very kind
-You swear like a sailor
-You are genuine and down to earth. You have a sense of humor and realism about the world that comes from seeing and experiencing actual difficulties.

Dog haters need not apply. I don't even have a dog, but I love them, and this is non-negotiable.

-You fancy a chat...preferably in person. About ZERO of my personality comes out through text, and my voice is an asset, so let's meet up like real people!