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32 M Austin, TX

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My self-summary
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"Life on sale-can someone please just tell me what happened? I mean, first we pay for fast food that will make us all fat and tired so then we pay for elevators so we won’t have to climb the three stairs up to our aparents, then we buy StairMaster machines so we can burn it away while watching someone make real food on TV. If that doesn’t make us winners I don’t know what will. I bet we would hang ourselves if the world would just cut us the slack. Now you think maybe you should see a shrink to help you feel alive again - yeah, that’s the plan! Just tell us who to pay! You see, it’s really all about time and choice:the fast food saves us enough time to squeeze lunch in exactly when we want it, the elevators save us just a little more, and the StairMaster lets us choose exactly when to walk the stairs. Time is so important these days it’s becoming a fucking disease and I guess in a way it is since it's bound to kill us all in the end. With all the time and money we stash away at others’ expense I can only assume that the tickets to hell are really expensive, and for some reason it’s important to be first in line."
What I’m doing with my life
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Kicking around some documentary ideas. Watching documentaries instead. Trying to re inspire myself. Debating whether or not after a decade here in Austin it is time to move along elsewhere, and if so....where? Why? To do what?

Putting my background in special effects to work in the adult industry.

I have decided to force myself to learn to cook something new at least every other week. HA HA WELL I'VE FAILED TO KEEP THIS UP, PLEASE COME HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN I SWEAR IT WILL BE "FUN"
I’m really good at
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Nothing! I have a passing interest in almost everything, but a consuming interest in nothing particular. I like to have basic knowledge about most everything but I'm far from claiming expertise in any field.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The long hair, doubly so if it's an exotic color at the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books....I'm more an author than title person. Douglas Adams, Naomi Klien (seriously, read No Logo, some of the information is outdated but you'll learn shocking things about US trade law), Tom Robbins, I really prefer to read history over fiction. Clearly I love Philip K Dick

Movies....Let's not do the "by-the-numbers" movie by committee widest possible audience and merchandising and sequel setup and hot pop stars of the moment forget it existed after you see it flicks. The exception there being that I'm a sucker for Marvel flicks, they're smart popcorn and they're doing what I wrecked my life to try doing (oh but those were CRAZY ideas I had that would never work!) Give me something with topic, depth, humor, tragedy, parallels, skirting genres. Lumet, Kurosawa, Hitchcock, Arronofsky, del Toro, Chan Wook Park, gimme gimme gimme!

Music....give me something heavy groovy spacey harmonic melodic. King's X, Pain Of Salvation, Queen, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, KMFDM, Nightwish, Motorhead, Black Sabbath, Faith No More, Devin Townsend, Zakk Wylde, Half Zaftig, Anathema, Bad Religion, Inkubus Sukkubus, Judas Priest, Megadeth, Type O Negative, Agalloch, Bootsy, Warren Zevon, those will be your best bets for broad examples.

Food....TexMex. Om nom nom. I'm Celiac so I really should watch my intake more and I'm trying to expand my culinary skills, to limited success.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
one of my bikes

I think that's about it. Basic mobility and an access point to be familiar with/mock the world around me. I'm a bit of a minimalist. No, not because I'm some apocalypse survivalist nut.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and nothing. As said above, I don't get "obsessive" over anything anymore, so my mind hops from here to there, and any thought that crosses my mind that I am unfamiliar with I'm quick to pop open a Wiki page....and then 20 tabs from there. Intellectual osmosis?

Why some people are here "just to meet new friends"-I guess I'm the only person scared off by that? What kind of inept/weird/unlikable person must you be that you can't just make basic friends on whim almost anywhere?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays have become my lazy day, so I am typically cooking and then vegging out with a stack of movies or online with eleventybillion tabs open.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never been in a sexually satisfactory relationship (not on my end of things, anyway) and I'm trying to come to terms with the fact that I probably never will, as well as the superstitious worry that karma is going to turn my prior complaints around on me as I begin to age. NO IT IS NOT BECAUSE OF MY JOB, THAT IS AN UNFOUNDED STEREOTYPE
You should message me if
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If your favorite Doctor aired in the twentieth century.

You can adapt.

Importantly if you've figured out the basics of yourself and adult life.