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32 M Houston, TX

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My self-summary
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"Life on sale-can someone please just tell me what happened?
I mean, first we pay for fast food that will make us all fat and tired so then we pay for elevators so we won’t have to climb the three stairs up to our aparents, then we buy StairMaster machines so we can burn it away while watching someone make real food on TV. If that doesn’t make us winners I don’t know what will. I bet we would hang ourselves if the world would just cut us the slack. Now you think maybe you should see a shrink to help you feel alive again - yeah, that’s the plan! Just tell us who to pay! You see, it’s really all about time and choice:the fast food saves us enough time to squeeze lunch in exactly when we want it, the elevators save us just a little more, and the StairMaster lets us choose exactly when to walk the stairs. Time is so important these days it’s becoming a fucking disease and I guess in a way it is since it's bound to kill us all in the end. With all the time and money we stash away at others’ expense I can only assume that the tickets to hell are really expensive, and for some reason it’s important to be first in line."

I'm too politically incorrect to be far left, too socially conscious and anti consumerism to be far right.
What I’m doing with my life
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Kicking around some documentary ideas that will never get funded. Watching documentaries instead. Trying to re inspire myself. Bicycling more again.

Putting my background in special effects to work in the "adult industry".

I have decided to force myself to learn to cook something new at least every other week. HA HA WELL I'VE FAILED TO KEEP THIS UP, PLEASE COME HELP ME IN THE KITCHEN I SWEAR IT WILL BE "FUN"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing! I have a passing interest in almost everything, but a consuming interest in nothing in particular. I used to be ahead of the curve, but now I've caught up to the curve and I have no crazy entrepreneurial desires that can't seem to get traction like I did for so long. A father figure once told me "It must suck that you're the only person you know with any ambition."
The first things people usually notice about me
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My long hair and how you wish I had a beard instead. You want an individual, so long as they're doing the trendy things everyone else is!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books....I'm more an author than title person. Douglas Adams, Naomi Klien (seriously, read No Logo, some of the information is outdated but you'll learn shocking things about US trade law),Tom Robbins, I really prefer to read history over fiction.

Movies....Chan Wook Park is my absolute favorite director, and Old Boy can change your life. Let's not do the "by-the-numbers" movie by committee widest possible audience and merchandising and sequel setup and hot pop stars of the moment forget it existed after you see it flicks. Give me something with topic, depth, humor, tragedy, parallels, skirting genres. Lumet, Kurosawa, Hitchcock, Arronofsky, del Toro, PIXAR, gimme gimme gimme!

Music....give me something heavy groovy spacey harmonic melodic. King's X, Pain Of Salvation, Queen, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, KMFDM, Nightwish, Motorhead, Black Sabbath, Faith No More, Devin Townsend, Zakk Wylde, Half Zaftig, Anathema, Bad Religion, Inkubus Sukkubus, Judas Priest, Megadeth, Type O Negative, Agalloch, Bootsy, Warren Zevon, those will be your best bets for broad examples.

Food....TexMex. Om nom nom. No FastFriedGreasies burgers for me, thanks, you can keep your McVomits and Burger Thing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
one of my bikes

I think that's about it. Basic mobility and an access point to be familiar with/mock the world around me. Once upon a time I would have included the Alamo Drafthouse-true story, I moved here because of it-but I'm surely not alone in feeling it has steeply declined in the last few years.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything and nothing.

Perception, if my screenname didn't tip you off.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays have become my lazy day, so I am typically cooking and then vegging out with a stack of movies or online with eleventybillion tabs open. I've put my toes back into the MMO world (FFXIV) and may include that soon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There is a RIDICULOUS (hilarious?) tattoo hidden somewhere.
You should message me if
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Your ego is in check and or Grumpy Cat is your spirit animal as well.

You can adapt.

Your profile doesn't have some silly "don't expect me to be an easy lay" type commentary-one, you and I both know that doesn't deter terrible pickup lines; two the odds are that what you really mean is you're bad in bed.