I mean, first we pay for fast food that will make us all fat and tired so then we pay for elevators so we won’t have to climb the three stairs up to our aparents, then we buy StairMaster machines so we can burn it away while watching someone make real food on TV. If that doesn’t make us winners I don’t know what will. I bet we would hang ourselves if the world would just cut us the slack. Now you think maybe you should see a shrink to help you feel alive again - yeah, that’s the plan! Just tell us who to pay! You see, it’s really all about time and choice:the fast food saves us enough time to squeeze lunch in exactly when we want it, the elevators save us just a little more, and the StairMaster lets us choose exactly when to walk the stairs. Time is so important these days it’s becoming a fucking disease and I guess in a way it is since it's bound to kill us all in the end. With all the time and money we stash away at others’ expense I can only assume that the tickets to hell are really expensive, and for some reason it’s important to be first in line."
I'm too politically incorrect to be far left, too socially conscious and anti consumerism to be far right.