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35 Kitchener, Ontario, CA Man


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  • Ages 24-45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 7:05pm
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism and laughing about it
English, French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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A little bit about me.

I consider myself to be a very fortunate person. I have great friends and an amazing family. I have had a whole host of life experiences from performing in front of hundreds of people, to running my own business, to traveling to Europe and working in film and television. I love to read and almost always have music playing in the background. I try to stay active by hitting the gym (gotta get dem gainz). Honestly sometimes the gym is boring as hell, I feel like i just lift up stuff to put it down. I value honesty, creativity, integrity and the ability to laugh at the absurd. I laugh hysterically at fart jokes (I’m pretty sure it’s written into the DNA of men) and love wordplay jokes. Monty Python and Stephen Colbert are a couple favourites of mine. I have a very bad habit of sneaking up on people. I don’t mean to, I just have very quiet footfalls so I’m convinced that there is a ninja hiding somewhere in my family tree. I can never find him, so he must be an awesome ninja. I have a few tattoos including a half sleeve Japanese one on my right arm. I love to learn and am always eager to expand my knowledge on pretty much anything that I can get my hands on. I believe that insatiable curiosity is the one thing that makes us uniquely human.

I believe that life should be full of surprises. Message me and I may just surprise you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Growing everyday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Picking stuff up just to put it down
Sneaking up on people.
Playing with dogs
Brushing my teeth
Putting Socks on (I even make sure they match)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My bald head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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OooOOO books, i like books. Let's see, The satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie, Altered Carbon by Richard Morgan, The Grand Design by Stephen Hawking, Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh. I really could go on for days about this one.

As for movies.... I have terrible taste in movies. I'm a total sci fi nerd. So the whole Star Wars franchise is my jam.. and maybe my peanut butter too. I also love me some Princess Bride on a lazy day.

Tv. Well I don't watch a lot of tv. But when I do... I again have terrible taste.

Music: I'm all over the place with this. From Rock to Blues, to Electronic (NOT EDM I fucking hate EDM ).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future of the human race.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
These days, at home reading. I may have mentioned that I'm a huge bookworm.
You should message me if
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You have a sense of humor and can pass a Turing Test.