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PhilGlitch

34 Kitchener, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A little bit about me.

I consider myself to be a very fortunate person. I have great friends and an amazing family. I have had a whole host of life experiences from performing in front of hundreds of people, to running my own business, to traveling to Europe and working in film and television. I love to read and almost always have music playing in the background. Health and fitness are a very large part of my daily routine. I typically spend 5 days a week at the gym. Video games bore me. I value honesty, creativity, integrity and the ability to laugh at the absurd. I laugh hysterically at fart jokes (I’m pretty sure it’s written into the DNA of men) and love wordplay jokes. Monty Python and Stephen Colbert are a couple favourites of mine. I have a very bad habit of sneaking up on people. I don’t mean to, I just have very quiet footfalls so I’m convinced that there is a ninja hiding somewhere in my family tree. I can never find him, so he must be a very good ninja. I have a few tattoos including a half sleeve Japanese one on my right arm. I love to learn and am always eager to expand my knowledge on pretty much anything that I can get my hands on. I believe that insatiable curiosity is the one thing that makes us uniquely human.

I believe that life should be full of surprises. Message me and I may just surprise you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Growing everyday.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh.
Keeping fit.
Staying abreast of current issues.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My bald head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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OooOOO books, i like books. Lest see, The satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie, Altered Carbon by Richard Morgan, The Grand Design by Stephen Hawking, Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh. I really could go on for days about this one.

As for movies, I'll just name a couple that I saw recently and liked. Drive, Red State, Red.

Tv. Well I don't watch a lot of tv. But I am hopelessly addicted to Fringe.

Music: quite eclectic. But I have a penchant for independent music.
The six things I could never do without
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Air.
My Ipad.
Exercise.
My family.
Laughter.
You should message me if
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You have a sense of humor and can pass a Turing Test.

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