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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Yesterday – 11:29am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Working on Ph.D program
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Esperanto (Poorly), Hawaiian (Poorly), French (Okay), Yiddish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I love dressing up, but hate shoes and ties.

My life goal is to try to start an outdoors daytime rave whenever possible.

Also willing to change everything about myself for the right girl.
What I’m doing with my life
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Left the real world to get my PhD, playing guitar, TA'ing, living in a cabin and figuring out a way to return to Hawaii.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, cocktails, fixing cars, interior design, not getting shot
The first things people usually notice about me
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My aviators and being a slacks and button down guy in a hoodie and pajama pants world. Also my swagger is like whoa. (from a theoretical standpoint at least)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Harry potter, Peer review journals, anything by Brett Easton Ellis, though I view all books with suspicion after having to read Moby Dick in high school.
Movies - Blade, action movies, christmas movies (even the made for tv ones), Romantic comedies with Matthew Mcconaughey
Shows - Scrubs, Community, Psych, Rupaul's Drag Race, Scooby Doo, House Hunter's International
Music - Mostly Chill, Techno/Industrial Metal for studying, Rap when driving or running and currently indie folk (I like it since it is generally happy and easy to play on guitar which is fun)
Food - Ahi, Italian, Parrotfish, Martini Olives and Faygo RedPop
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pocket knife
Flip flops
Sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Surfing, scuba diving, spearfishing, catamarans, guacamole, the next dish I want to try to cook, and trying not to spend so much time thinking that I forget to appreciate the moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Goal: No Friday's are typical, variety is the spice of life!

Reality: Studying, grading, fixing problems in a computer program, recovering from Thursday night, traveling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My awesomeness sometimes feels burdensome.

If I were in charge of creating the world it would go a little different. Day 1, 8 a.m., lasers. (yes, I have lines from the movie Time Bandits memorized)

In times of trouble I ask myself, "What would William Tecumseh Sherman do?"

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

If I know I am going to lose an argument I will; talk too fast, use sophistic arguments, and apply faulty statistical and probabilistic inferences in order to confuse the other person and hopefully sway their opinion.
You should message me if
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Your life needs more hilarity and you are willing to drink champagne before noon on a Wednesday.