I love dressing up, but hate shoes and ties.
My life goal is to try to start an outdoors daytime rave whenever
Also willing to change everything about myself for the right girl.
What I’m doing with my life
Left the real world to get my PhD, playing guitar, TA'ing, living
in a cabin and figuring out a way to return to Hawaii.
I’m really good at
Cooking, cocktails, fixing cars, interior design, not getting shot
The first things people usually notice about me
My aviators and being a slacks and button down guy in a hoodie and
pajama pants world. Also my swagger is like whoa. (from a
theoretical standpoint at least)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Harry potter, Peer review journals, anything by Brett
Easton Ellis, though I view all books with suspicion after having
to read Moby Dick in high school.
Movies - Blade, action movies, christmas movies (even the made for
tv ones), Romantic comedies with Matthew Mcconaughey
Shows - Scrubs, Community, Psych, Rupaul's Drag Race, Scooby Doo,
House Hunter's International
Music - Mostly Chill, Techno/Industrial Metal for studying, Rap
when driving or running and currently indie folk (I like it since
it is generally happy and easy to play on guitar which is
Food - Ahi, Italian, Parrotfish, Martini Olives and Faygo RedPop
The six things I could never do without
Sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Surfing, scuba diving, spearfishing, catamarans, guacamole, the
next dish I want to try to cook, and trying not to spend so much
time thinking that I forget to appreciate the moment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Goal: No Friday's are typical, variety is the spice of life!
Reality: Studying, grading, fixing problems in a computer program,
recovering from Thursday night, traveling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My awesomeness sometimes feels burdensome.
If I were in charge of creating the world it would go a little
different. Day 1, 8 a.m., lasers. (yes, I have lines from the movie
Time Bandits memorized)
In times of trouble I ask myself, "What would William Tecumseh
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
If I know I am going to lose an argument I will; talk too fast, use
sophistic arguments, and apply faulty statistical and probabilistic
inferences in order to confuse the other person and hopefully sway
You should message me if
Your life needs more hilarity and you are willing to drink
champagne before noon on a Wednesday.