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My self-summary
I ate tacos every day for the month of September. So yeah, it's true what they say..."If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything." -George McFly

I cried more than Matthew McConnaughey while watching the new Star Wars trailer.

I once ate a falafel sandwich that was so good, it made me cry. Seriously.

I've shared a stage with two Rock and Roll Hall of Famers and a Beatle.

I'm pretty sure my last name is a swear word in German.

I make a living playing music, which is something I never thought was remotely possible. I play a lot of music on cruise ships, which means I've been to practically every island in the Caribbean. I am the living manifestation of that Beach Boys song, "Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mamma..." That being said, if I hear just one more steel drum, I will lose my mind. I'm a much bigger fan of colder climates. Come oooon, jacket weather!

When I'm not on the road, I'm teaching guitar lessons to kids. My new favorite thing is teaching children to sing and play heartbreaking 80's music. True Colors, Forever Young, etc. It's definitely the most efficient way to reduce me to a puddle of pansy tears.
What I’m doing with my life
Most of my day is spent wondering how many Tim's Cascade Jalepeño chips is too many Tim's Cascade Jalepeño Chips.

(Trick question. There's no such thing as too many Tim's Cascade Jalepeño Chips.)
I’m really good at
Eating, laughing, eating, eating, Lou Reed impressions, Seinfeld trivia, and eating.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have the piercing blue eyes of a Siberian huskey.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Leaves of Grass, Bound for Glory, On the Road, Here is New York, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Odyssey, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Nine Stories, Clockwork Orange, Hells Angels, Wordsworth, Emerson, Ginsberg, The Sun Also Rises, The Old Man and the Sea, Look Homeward Angel, The Brothers Karamazov, William Blake, Federico Garcia Lorca, A Brief History of Time.

Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Don't Look Back, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Vanilla Sky, Tombstone, Midnight Cowboy, Serpico, Reservoir Dogs, Oceans 11, A Hard Day's Night, Help, 2001 A Space Odyssey, Jurassic Park, Goonies, Little Monsters, Big, No Direction Home

Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Radiohead, Oasis, Wilco, Fleet Foxes, The Shins, David Bowie, Simon and Garfunkel, Led Zeppelin, Tom Petty, Arcade Fire, Avi Buffalo, Band of Horses, Bascom Lamar Lunsford, The Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Black Sabbath, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Blitzen Trapper, Bright Eyes, The Carter Family, Coldplay, Darwin Deez, The Clash, Delta Spirit, Django Reinhardt, Delta Spirit, Doc Watson, Dr. Dog, The Doors, The Everly Brothers, Fleetwood Mac, Fruit Bats, The Greenhornes, Grizzly Bear, Guster, Hank Williams, The Hives, Johnny Cash, The Kinks, Marvin Gaye, My Morning Jacket, Ok Go, Phoenix, Pink Floyd, REM, Ramblin' Jack Elliot, The Ramones, The Rolling Stones, The Sex Pistols, St. Vincent, Soft Black, Stevie Wonder, The Strokes, The Tallest Man on Earth, Travis, The Verve, The Walkmen, The Walkmen, Woody Guthrie, The Yardbirds,

I'm vegan, so......
The six things I could never do without
My guitar
my appetite
Tim's Cascade Jalepeno Chips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
See previous category.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully playing a gig.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I teach a lot of kids to play Taylor Swift songs on the guitar. And....I'm starting to like them.
You should message me if
If you think you can make me laugh!