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33 Lombard, IL Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think far too much to write anything here that will describe me in a way that I won't feel the need to change as soon as I'm done.
I'm a philosopher and fool... I am a lover and a fighter.. I'm a homebody and an adventurer...
I also tend to be an overly sarcastic ass who teases people to much. But I really only do this to people who I like.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work downtown as a Software Engineer.
Outside of work, I am always trying to find something meaningful and enjoyable to fill my time with. Lately, drinking seems to be the simplest choice.
I'm a martyr in search of a party, I'm a lover in search of a quest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Puzzles, logic, games, pretty much anything to do with a computer, science stuff, making people laugh at how I can make any topic unacceptable to talk about in public, remembering facts/stories that should have long been forgotten.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have red hair. Or that I am a twin when I am with my brother.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a lot of philosophy books, computer books, and really cheesy sci-fi. I like the idea of having a library of books, despite my poor reading skills. My eye sight is poor, and reading get my tired pretty quickly.

I love movies. Pretty much any move that isn't a complete chick flick or gore fest is good in my book. I'm a huge fan of action movies, heist films, mysteries, and adventures. I like comedies, but not really physical comedies... I don't think "loud" is funny. I like to make fun a lot of movies, MST3K was great!

TV shows: Archer, Wilfred, House, Always Sunny, Game of Thrones, Venture Brothers, Sherlock, the League, WKUK, Monk, Psych, Blue Mountain State, American Dad. I also like some Anime.

Music: I really am behind the times one music. I love punk covers. I like a lot of older music, I don't really listen to the radio, and am always shocking people with the songs I haven't heard. At it's core, I don't like most hip-hop and country.

Food: I'm a pretty picky eater. I love meat, and for the most part have a large vegetable dependency. I like Asian food, Hamburgers, subs, and peperoni pizza. Not a big fan of spicy food. I completely avoid all sea food.

Games: I love a good board game. I'm a total nerd when it comes to table top games, board games, or card games. I like the instant gratification of winning/losing of a game.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus... and still be dead with just that :(
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The paradox of infinity.
People; how they think, how illogical we are, how emotions are so tied to society.
Philosophy, expeically eithics (does anything really matter), and existence.
Life/Death... purpose of existence... what am I doing with my life?
Happiness... Is it a state of mind? "Laughter is a vacation of the soul" is a great quote, but how do I buy a time share or home there?
Travel. I really want to travel, but it's always more fun when you have a travel companion. Anyone need a friend to cut down the costs :P
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking at work, making my way home... I really don't make plans. I like spontaneous things, as they never really disappoint. No expectations leads to much more enjoyment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Pretty much am an open book. I really gave up on hiding who I am long ago.
I'm pretty self destructive... humility isn't really an option.
You should message me if
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You feel like it, you have something to say about my profile, or you love MST3k.
If I'm not interested, I'll tell you.
If I'm interested, I'm pretty much game for whatever... I love a great adventure/story.