I think I'm one of the better choices you can make for a guy on here. I never look for handouts and normally will grab the check on a date unless you're sneaky and get it before I do. Get it? I can pay my own bills, I won't be asking or expecting you to pay for me. I can easily hold up my end of the conversation and will usually say at least something to make you laugh. The last time I wore ANYTHING camo on a date was when I was in the military. Getting dirty isn't my first choice of something to do, but I won't get my panties in a wad if it happens. I don't have my nose in the air where if I go somewhere, a Motel 6 can be just as fun as a Hilton if you're with the right company. I'm not a slob and won't be expecting you to clean up after me. I learned how to turn a vacuum on, wash dishes, do laundry, etc. I'm by no means perfect, but you could make a MUCH worse choice than me.
I LOVE dirty jokes and inappropriate humor. I laugh a lot and have thick skin so it's hard to insult me. I "give" a lot, so I expect to "get" it back. Sarcasm rocks !
Please don't be so quick to dismiss me right away because of this profile. At the very least, write and say hi, or just acknowledge that you got the mail I sent you. I don't bite, well, unless of course it's requested. So say hi and let's see if we can make this winter a little less cold.