Alright. So, with that in mind, let's proceed. *ahem*
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*SO* Last we left off, we were settling in for a Family Meeting in the Self-Summary Room. Shiva the Diva's awhirl in a smeltdown, while Herr Entropy just crackles and buzzes...
ORDER IN THE COURT!
It has been brought to my attention that there is some Goddamnbiguity in the job descriptions of our Member Citizens. Let's sort it out.
Shiva. Certainly your role here is the more complex one. For that reason, let us first review the role of Entropy, which is nicely laid out in one chapter. Shiva? Can you tell me the title of your brother's chapter?
The Second Suggestion of Thermodynamics.
No, Shiva. That is not it. Try again.
The Second Musing upon Thermodynamics
No, Shiva. Come on. Okay. In the interest of moving us along, permit me. The chapter is titled:
THE SECOND AMENDMENT OF THERMODYNAMICS
And it states, rather simply, the following:
"The entropy of an isolated system being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to spontaneously evolve toward thermodynamic equilibrium shall not be infringed."
SUBTRAPMENT on DAS BOOT
I find myself trapped on abandoned submarines pretty regularly -- I think more often than is typical. I don't know how it happens.... I mean, for each incident, I know, but each time is different. I just don't see any patterns of behavior to change... It can be such a time suck, too. Like, days. First world problem as they say, but still. Quite vexing.