PhobosWill
24 Austin, TX
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My self-summary
I comb the universe with my brave space crew, looking for aliens. In space.

More seriously, I'm a pretty simple person to please. I'm happy as long as I've got good people and something to do.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in the grave, I'm on a roll
It's cemetery go go go
Kicking heads, I'm stomping bones
It’s cemetery go go go
I’m really good at
I can set up killer hookah. I'm really good at being deadpan and dry.
I'm also... lanky? That's a skill
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually people point out that I look pissed, but that's just my 'I'm thinking and stuff' look.
Also, I walk kinda funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: In no particular order:
The Hot Zone
WWZ
Worldwar Series
Ender's Game
Sandman
His Dark Trilogy
JTHM
etc etc

Music: Electronic, ambient, death metal, ska, etc
I adore chiptune. I can do ANYTHING to chiptune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AqbiBm__YY&feature=kp

Movies: Sci-Fi and action. Horror, too. My favorite movie involves a guy with a chainsaw hand in medieval Europe.
The six things I could never do without
Okay, this is hard...
1. Stuff to do
2. Green
3. Hugs
4. Hookah
5. Nighttime
6. Music!
Bonus: 7. When it's really cold in my room so I can make a Will-burrito and be cozy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
UFOs, ghosts, stupid fictional action scenes made up in my head, hookah, and most of all trying to find something to do
Whether or not I'll ever beat Five Nights At Freddy's 2 (Probably not)
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes with friends, sometimes playing video games at home, sometimes taking walks, very often smoking green and/or hookah
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There was this one time I had to hug a tree
Also, I had an operation a couple years back, where they severed the left balance nerve in my brain stem. I have a really gnarly scar on the side of my head.
I can't hear so good, so I tend to yell 'WHAT?' a lot.
You should message me if
You're not a dick? Also, please be 4/20 friendly. I promise I won't shove it down your throat, as long as you return the favor :)
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