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PhobosWill

23 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I comb the universe with my brave space crew, looking for aliens. In space.

More seriously, I'm a pretty simple person to please. I'm happy as long as I've got good people and something to do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in the grave, I'm on a roll
It's cemetery go go go
Kicking heads, I'm stomping bones
It’s cemetery go go go
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can set up killer hookah. I'm really good at being deadpan and dry.
I'm also... lanky? That's a skill
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually people point out that I look pissed, but that's just my 'I'm thinking and stuff' look.
Also, I walk kinda funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: In no particular order:
The Hot Zone
WWZ
Worldwar Series
Ender's Game
Sandman
His Dark Trilogy
JTHM
etc etc

Music: Electronic, ambient, death metal, ska, etc
I adore chiptune. I can do ANYTHING to chiptune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AqbiBm__YY&feature=kp

Movies: Sci-Fi and action. Horror, too. My favorite movie involves a guy with a chainsaw hand in medieval Europe.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Okay, this is hard...
1. Stuff to do
2. Green
3. Hugs
4. Hookah
5. Nighttime
6. Music!
Bonus: 7. When it's really cold in my room so I can make a Will-burrito and be cozy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
UFOs, ghosts, stupid fictional action scenes made up in my head, hookah, and most of all trying to find something to do
Whether or not I'll ever beat Five Nights At Freddy's 2 (Probably not)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes with friends, sometimes playing video games at home, sometimes taking walks, very often smoking green and/or hookah
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There was this one time I had to hug a tree
Also, I had an operation a couple years back, where they severed the left balance nerve in my brain stem. I have a really gnarly scar on the side of my head.
I can't hear so good, so I tend to yell 'WHAT?' a lot.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a dick? Also, please be 4/20 friendly. I promise I won't shove it down your throat, as long as you return the favor :)

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