I'm Samantha. I'm 24. If I know you in person, then don't try it here, the chances are I do not want to date you. Or anything else with you.

I'm looking seriously into moving to Maine in the very near future. In the past year, my house has been burned down and I have lost my mother. My father has terminal cancer, and is one of the reasons I'm looking into moving.

I don't know what to say about myself. But I will say that if you try to start a conversation with just 'hey how are you' or something as mundane as that, it will be ignored. You've been warned.

Also, just a note, I don't like people who talk about how fantastic they are all the time. Don't tell me what a great person you are. I expect that if you're that great, I'll find out without you telling me. Also, don't rush asking me to hang out in person. I don't know you from a hole in the head. I'm not just going to randomly meet you somewhere. You *could* be an axe murderer. So why not chat for a while and let me get to know you first, huh?

Right now, I work in a call center. I don't hate it. There are worse things I could be doing. I'm pretty much living on my friend's couch right now due to circumstances. I'm looking to moving to Maine really soon though. Like, the sooner the better.

Eating my feelings, writing, reading, complaining, cuddling, sucking up your heat, singing, drawing, obsessing over TV shows, even though I don't have TV

My bitch-face, my tattoos, or my piercings. Or the fact that I am so weird and awkward that I should never be allowed in public.

Supernatural, Sherlock, 2 Broke Girls, New Girl, Pretty Little Liars, Dexter, Archer, Dr. Who, Once Upon a Time, The Walking Dead, Ugly Americans

Clue, American History X, Ted, Knocked Up, Lost Boys, The Notebook, Little Nicky, Billy Madison, Howl's Moving Castle, Disney movies

Too many books to even try and list.

And food. I like food.

Books
The Internet
Movies
My friends
Music
Privacy

All the things.

With Dean being lazy and watching stuff.

You have something intelligent to say!*

*Pick up lines will be ignored.