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I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your sh-t.
If you leave sh-t out, I'm just like, "Oh f--k I better not mess
with this sh-t, because it's not mine." I'll even cook for you.
That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to
know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes,
cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that sh-t in
bearnaise. EVERY. DAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's FANTASTIC!
I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock
your socks off.
I also read a lot. I f--king LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk,
Hawthorne. All that sh-t. I read Tuesday's with Morrie the other
day. It's a sad story, but I learned something about life, love,
knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. F--king
smart. Do you like movies? I love them. We can watch the sh-t out
of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out,
hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or
I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO
Am I interested in hanging out with you? You can bet my goofy ass I
am! I only require honesty and a fun personality. Other than that,
anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'm taking
being a guy-friend to the next level. Email me! I'll hook yo ass up
with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone
numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of
karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang
before I die. If you want a next-generation guy-friend who
consistently blows your mind with awesomeness, then hit me up."
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm studying and hoping for a nice futur.
I’m really good at
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listening and making people happy. I would say that cooking is one
of my greatest skill YES I SAID IT!.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my smile, I smile almost f--king every time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love reading, on of my favorite autor is Peter F. Hamilton,
Stephen King have a place in my heart too. For my favorit movie I
have 3: 1: V for Vendetta, 2: Starship Trooper, 3: Stardust.
In the music territory it goes between classic (love fur elise),
old rock, metal and power metal and i can't support Gansta Rap.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
4: my computer
5: my ps3
6: books, if i am doom to live a life without it just kill me now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life and politic... but most of the time its about zombiapocalypse
and world conquest
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
grouping with my friend to play game or getting drunk, often both
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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he...he... woudn't you like to know...
You should message me if
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you want to meet with a guy who is honorable and funny (or at least
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