I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your sh-t.
If you leave sh-t out, I'm just like, "Oh f--k I better not mess
with this sh-t, because it's not mine." I'll even cook for you.
That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to
know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes,
cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that sh-t in
bearnaise. EVERY. DAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's FANTASTIC!
I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock
your socks off.
I also read a lot. I f--king LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that sh-t. I read Tuesday's with Morrie the other day. It's a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. F--king smart. Do you like movies? I love them. We can watch the sh-t out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO YOU!
Sometimes I play guitar. I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James F--king Taylor. AWWWWWW SH-T YEA!
Am I interested in hanging out with you? You can bet my goofy ass I am! I only require honesty and a fun personality. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'm taking being a guy-friend to the next level. Email me! I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation guy-friend who consistently blows your mind with awesomeness, then hit me up."
I also read a lot. I f--king LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that sh-t. I read Tuesday's with Morrie the other day. It's a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. F--king smart. Do you like movies? I love them. We can watch the sh-t out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO YOU!
Sometimes I play guitar. I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James F--king Taylor. AWWWWWW SH-T YEA!
Am I interested in hanging out with you? You can bet my goofy ass I am! I only require honesty and a fun personality. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'm taking being a guy-friend to the next level. Email me! I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation guy-friend who consistently blows your mind with awesomeness, then hit me up."
