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PhoenixBones

25 Short Hills, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jul 28
Orientation
Sapiosexual, Straight, Lesbian
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of law school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Raised Catholic, became a Devil Worshiper, did lots of drugs, cleaned up, became an inventor, drew naked women, traveled in cruise ships, went sky diving, was a mountain climber, got into gardening, might live in my mom's basement but not sure.

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not sure if i'm 15 or like 32
i believe in me!

intj, or something like that
introverted intuitive quiet thinker intuitive feeler ~ might be more like it

more introverted than introverts are usually
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i am a professional priest, of the smashing patriarchy.
am i doing this right

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sacrificing my soul to work so that i can save my soul (a little)

trying to use my mouth less
& increase the output-input ratio of my digestive system

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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
science

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learning
writing
singing
programming

healing

eating
not eating

thinking

ideas!

i play musical instruments
the photoshop and the Xcode and the text editor
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
weird sense of humor

is he homeless?

what drugs is he on?

the latest one from the grocery store: "it's Michael Jackson!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: none

movies: mind's erased — maybe if i watched one

shows: you

food: fruit, plants, greens, yeah

music:
http://www.last.fm/user/akaz0

david bowie
t rex
nirvana
the doors
mgmt
the decemberists
the velvet underground
the beatles
yes
mercury rev
the beach boys
spiritualized, spacemen 3, brian jonestown massacrte, shoegaze, the warlocks
neil young
the black angels
john lennon
led zeppelin
psychedelic music in general / neglected to list the bands who hate me, mostly
elvis

all things gay or ironic
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6, and/or 9
(the sun and the moon, you dirty mind)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the correlation between my activity and level of connection to soul

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machines
the earth
time past/present/future, time dilation
the body
minerals
plants
how i am like plants
healing on many levels

how to be both happier and healthier

things to make

people
people politics

twisted self-protective cynical sociological, psychological, or even metaphysical realities of inter relating with people

how bald my etheric body is on any given day necessitating the need to consume fruit

what kinds of shocking things i can write here

how i appear
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
on the streets
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
do it

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you're interested in computers — software, design, or programming
you're an artist

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you got a place fo my homeless ass to stay
No really, you have a place for me to stay.
No really, you'll let me crash for like a few days, so I can make organic Edenic vegetarian food.

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you'll give me a chance
your hair is red