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32 M San Francisco, CA

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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
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Judaism, but not too serious about it
Graduated from law school
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My self-summary
Devastatingly handsome.
Utterly brilliant.
Heartwarmingly magnanimous.
Above all, unbelievably modest.

My passions in life include music, the environment, charity*, travel, and sarcasm, and I take all of these things very, very seriously. Other interests include ethnic food, math, snowboarding, movies, and irony. I have tattoos. I'm a feminist**. I speak English when I'm sober but become trilingual after a few beers.

Also, I have this awesome idea for a date that I really want to try. I call you and tell you to put on your fanciest dress. Then I pick you up at your place, blindfold you, and take you someplace special. This isn't a first date type of thing, don't worry. I'm not going to tell you where I end up taking you but you're gonna totally love it.

*I'm not just saying this to get laid.
**Not this either.
What I’m doing with my life
Saving the city of San Francisco's soul; learning how to bake muffins.
I’m really good at
Karaoke (not actual singing, but the whole performance), making people laugh (if we can count myself as a person), Simpsons and music trivia (provided that, in both cases, we say that time ends around the year 1997), making mix, mix, playlists, being a Luddite
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes and my smile (if I'm smiling)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I love post-apocalyptic/future dystopia anything: 1984, Brave New World, The Road, World War Z, The Stand, Handmaid's Tale, Oryx & Crake, that kind of stuff.
Movies: Star Wars, Girl Next Door, Brazil, Big Lebowski and Coen brothers in general, Quentin Tarantino flicks, The Princess Bride
Shows: Simpsons, Muppet Show, Breaking Bad, Battlestar Galactica, the Wire. If you watched and loved The State, then you are my soulmate and we can stop with all of this shopping-around bullshit.
Music: This is a much larger conversation, but we can start with the Pixies, Smiths, Blondie, Jonathan Richman, Talking Heads, Tribe, Pharcyde, jazz, soul, pre-dancehall reggae, and anything funky.
Food: I would rather show than tell
The six things I could never do without
Music, my couch, my bike, making out, Chinese food, a pen with which to scribble notes on the back of my hand.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Coming up with witty entries for my OkCupid profile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Solving all of the world's problems, drinking scotch, kicking it old school, or a combo platter of all three.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can sing the entire "Hair" soundtrack from memory.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if're a woman who is not boring.'re willing to go slightly out of your comfort zone, and to pull me, kicking and screaming, out of mine.

Women who are conservative in politics or in life need not apply (although being financially conservative is acceptable). If you're passionate about something--anything, that is a huge plus. If we share common interests, that's good. If we can introduce each other to new interests, that's great.

Also, every woman on this site needs to read this: