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Phoenix_Ignition

28 M Irving, TX

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Administration
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Rhode Island transplant.

" I am going to murder you, you bloody woman."

I have been referred to as a "good-natured realist."

I don't really fit into a category, well a nerd, as a general term. But, I am more or less a jack-of-all-trades. I do a lot of things casually. I can have a conversation on pretty much anything, but I wouldn't say I'm a master at anything.

I am a world record holder.

"I'm not a top 40 hit. I'm an album track that needs multiple listens."
What I’m doing with my life
Slowly working on my Bucket List. So far, I've been able to knock off three items from my list.

Working an office job, being a weekend warrior at the Dallas Comedy House. Sometimes doing bar trivia. And winning it.

Also, playing chess.
I’m really good at
Solving 2/3rds of a Rubik's cube. (The bottom 2/3rds)
The first things people usually notice about me
visually? I've been told I have a nice smile, and nice eyes. Or. They notice my vitiligo (oft referred to as "the Michael Jackson disease), it's a form of hypopigmentation, so on various places I have white spots, most noticeably around my eyes, it looks like I have a sunglass tan all the time, but it's really just a skin condition. Don't worry it's not contagious, or dangerous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently reading: Replay by Ken Grimwood.

Recently read: 11/2/63 by Stephen King. I Wear The Black Hat by Chuck Klosterman. Attempting Normal by Marc Maron. Bossypants by Tina Fey.

Books: I enjoy the Inheritance cycle(Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr), Harry Potter. Chuck Palahniuk, and the Count of Monte Cristo. Comic books. Sock by Penn Jillette. the Alchemist by Paulo Coelho (incredible). I, Robot. Chuck Klosterman. Ready Player One. Tough Shit.

Movies: Back to the Future, That Thing You Do!, a Goofy Movie, Count of Monte Cristo, Harry Potter, Batman, Ocean's 11 &13, the Station Agent, Little Miss Sunshine, Charlie Chaplin, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I Love You, Man. Back to the Future.

TV: Scrubs, The Office, Boy Meets World, How I Met Your Mother, Heroes, Carnivale, The Big Bang Theory, Doug, Early Edition, Friday Night Lights, Dexter, Avatar: The Last Airbender, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, and I just discovered Firefly on Netflix.

Music: Pop, Jazz, Rock.

Pretty much any Jazz, primarily Bop, Bebop, Hard Bop fan.

Music is a huge part of my life, I try to get a couple albums a week, I'd prefer to get more but it's not always in the cards.

90s alternative, cheesy 80s pop, Thrice is my favorite band. There isn't anything in my collection that I am ashamed of.

Food: lasagna, cheesecake, pizza, cheeseburgers, Chipotle.
The six things I could never do without
My left hand.
Music.
Comedy.
Music.
Art.
Music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
time travel.

who would win in a boxing match between a kangaroo and Jesus.
On a typical Friday night I am
Beating your mom in Monopoly.

You can generally find me at the Dallas Comedy House.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have a British accent.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 21–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have seen/love Back to the Future.

You want to eat pancakes with me for the rest of your life.