Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
“We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we
find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up
with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it
love—true love.” ― Robert Fulghum
My main goal of being here is to find someone with the same
passions and values. I hope to find someone who believes in strong
family values and is willing to do what is necessary to keep a
family together. I want to find a relationship that leads into a
lifelong marriage. My parents have been married for 36 years (37
years July 2016) and I want to find the same in my own life. I am
looking for someone who loves kids and wants to have around
three-four of them.
I do not believe in having children out of wedlock and I am looking
for someone who is child-free. I want to marry someone child-free
and be there for the birth of my children and experience parenthood
for the first time alongside my future wife.
I am a senior pursing a bachelors of business administration in
accounting at Grand Valley State: Seidman College of Business. I
will graduate in winter 2016. My goal is to join the Kappa Beta
Chapter of Beta Alpha Psi at GVSU next winter and maintain status
into graduate school. I only need to take eleven classes to get my
masters so I will begin grad school in fall 2016 for my masters of
science in accounting.
In the coming years, I intend to open a non-profit horse riding
side business with the emphasis of allowing disabled and terminally
ill children to interact with horses, ponies, alpacas, and various
other animals. I plan to add a butterfly house, playroom, and arts
and crafts to the business over time.
If the above proves to be successful and sustainable, I want to
expand into a second business where I harbor animals that have been
abused and neglected and find them a good adoptive home. I want to
run a non-euthanasia shelter (animal rescue).
Unless something changes in terms of employment I am interested in
becoming an officer in either the Air Force or Navy after
completion of my masters and requesting to be stationed in the
Great Plains (Montana or Colorado).
I have completed degrees in Carpentry (vocational), Automotive
Technology (A.S.) and Associate in Arts with MACRAO completion.
Should I not get married and have kids, I want to return to school
to get a degree in engineering.
I have a Siberian husky puppy named Arianna. Born July, 19th
I own (and continue to expand) a large collection of horror movies.
I love the genre and I love owning the different types of horror
movies that are available or produced.
I love music from the 1940's to the late 90's. Everything from
Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Nat King Cole, Sammy Davis Jr., Ella
Fitzgerald, Bing/Bob Crosby, Louis Armstrong, Elvis Presley,
Metallica, Nirvana, Poison, Guns and Roses, and countless many
others dominate my ITunes/IPod.
I have become a fitness junkie and I workout three-four days a
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finishing my bachelors of business administration in accounting
next year. Starting my masters of science in accounting fall
Creating plans and bringing to life a non-profit horse riding
business focusing on disabled and terminally ill children. I want
them to interact with horses and learn what I've learned over the
years that horses can be therapeutic.
I write my own musical lyrics, short stories, poems, and however
else I wish to define them at:
I eventually want to become certified in scuba diving.
I also love to kayak and hate that I can't do it while it's
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
School wise I have ten Dean's List awards under my belt and two
President List awards. Has to account for something.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love horror movies and about 90% of my DVD/Bluray collection is
Music wise I listen to a lot of stuff from the 40's, 50's, 60's,
70's, 80's, and 90's.
TV shows consist mostly of Walking Dead, Face-Off, ZNation, South
Park, and what I consider background noise (I don't really pay
attention to it but watch it while studying).
In terms of cancelled TV shows, Farscape, Muppet Show, Fraggle
Rock, Dinosaurs (90's Jim Henson), ALF, and some others that elude
me at the moment.
I love Italian and seafood. I eat shellfish so if you're allergic I
will make you blowup like a puffer fish.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Water is leaking out of an inverted conical tank at a rate of
11,000 cubic centimeters per min at the same time that water is
being pumped into the tank at a constant rate. The tank has height
10 meters and the diameter at the top is 5.5 meters. If the water
level is rising at a rate of 16 centimeters per minute when the
height of the water is 4 meters, find the rate at which water is
being pumped into the tank in cubic centimeters per minute.
C=rate of water being pumped in
Dh/dt= 16 cm^3/min
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you ever played UNO with a group of illegal immigrants and they
kept stealing the green cards.
If you ever took a math test and when asked to find “x” you drew an
arrow pointing at it and wrote “it’s right here.”
If you ever looked at the periodic table of elements and realized
you can spell back that ass up with Barium, Carbon, Potassium,
Thorium, Astatine, Arsenic, Sulfur, Uranium, and Phosphorus.
If you ever showed up to a Halloween party dressed as Hellboy and
the owners dog used you as a fire hydrant.
If you ever encountered a killer whale at a police station and when
you ask him what he’s doing there he said, “I heard Will Smith got
arrested so I’m here to free Willy.”
If you ever witnessed an escape tiger with a bell around his neck
take down a customer at the zoo and turned to the guy next to you
and said, “I guess every time a bell rings heaven gets another
If your ex ever asked you to buy him something that goes from 0-200
in six seconds and you bought him a bathroom scale.
If you ever heard a thirty degree angle say to a ninety degree
angle "you think you're always right."
If you ever attended a wedding party and the bartender got crushed
because someone said, "Will all the married men please stand next
to the one person who has made your life worth living."
If you ever told a circle his circumference is too big and he needs
to cut down on eating pi.
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