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30 M Middleville, MI

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–29
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Working on university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Italian (Okay), French (Okay), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Before you message me you must answer a series of three questions and cannot miss one. Some require two answers.

1. Watching kids use ______ imagination on the playground is a marvelous thing to witness and I often find myself standing ______ wishing I could be a kid again.
A. There
B. Their
C. They're
D. Thor
E. Theodore Roosevelt

2. Assurance in life is only an illusion and ____ often find myself caught up in it.
A. ii
B. i
C. I
D. Eye
E. Iz

3. I took my demented, sick cat to the best veterinarian in the county and after multiple exams he was unable to determine anything wrong with my cat and I said to him, "______ the best veterinarian in the entire county. Do _______ job and figure out what's wrong with my cat."

A. You'ze
D. You're
E. Iz can haz cheeseburger

“We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.” ― Robert Fulghum

My main goal of being here is to find someone with the same passions and values. I hope to find someone who believes in strong family values and is willing to do what is necessary to keep a family together. I want to find what my parents found 35 years ago which is a lifelong marriage. I am looking for someone who wants children and wants to have around three-four of them. But I am not looking for someone who already has children. I want to get married child-free and be there for the birth of my children and experience parenthood for the first time alongside my wife.

I am a senior pursing a bachelors in Business Administration and Finance and a minor in Biology at the subsidiary of Grand Valley State, Seidman College of Business. I will complete my degree in fall of 2015.

Upon completion of my degree I want to open a horse riding business with the emphasis of allowing disabled and terminally ill children interact with horses, ponies, and possibly some alpacas too.

I will likely begin applying to medical school and veterinary school in 2016.

I have completed degrees in Carpentry (vocational) and Automotive Technology (A.S.). I've been told I may also qualify for an Associate in Science at GRCC (that's how many credits I have).

I currently own a Siberian Husky who is ten years old. She's old but I still love her. January 8th is her birthday and I give her a cupcake every time it comes around.

I am a big collector of horror movies. I own too many of them but it's my thing.

I love music and own a lot of it from the 1940's to the late 90's.

In my free time I also study mathematics and foreign languages.
What I’m doing with my life
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Finishing my bachelors in Business Administration and Finance.

Creating plans and bringing to life a non-profit horse riding business that focuses on disabled and terminally ill children. I want them to interact with horses and learn what I've learned over the years that horses can be therapeutic.

Completing the two internships I have with Grand Rapids businesses in 2015. One for business management and the other for finance.

I write my own musical lyrics, short stories, poems, and however else I wish to define them at:

I eventually want to become certified in scuba diving.

I also love to kayak and can easily see it becoming a bi-weekly thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Don't really have a favorite book.

Movies: Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Dog Soldiers, Evil Dead, Evil Dead (2013), Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, From Dusk Til Dawn, Donnie Darko, 28 Weeks Later, Silent Hill, Gremlins, Puppet Master, Zombieland, Zombie (Lucio Fulci), The Beyond, Re-Animator, Pitch Black, Beyond Re-Animator, Land of the Dead, Slither, Evolution, Exorcist, Nightmare on Elm Street, Return of the Living Dead, Night of the Creeps, Return of the Living Dead 2, Watchmen, Troy, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight: Rises, Friday the 13th, World War Z... Oh wait, you wanted a favorite? You will have better luck winning the lottery than me picking one movie.

Music: Godsmack, Marilyn Manson, Nirvana, Don Henley, Bryan Adams, The Eagles, Journey, Meat Loaf, Rob Zombie, Staind, Eric Clapton, John Lennon, George Harrison, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Queen, Rolling Stones, John Mellencamp, Foo Fighters, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Jethro Tull, Doobie Brothers, Michael Jackson, Goo Goo Dolls, Mushroomhead, Guerillaz, Slipknot, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Elvis Presley, etc.

Shows: Walking Dead, Face-Off, Farscape, Muppet Show, X-Files, Dinosaurs (1990 TV show), Tales From the Crypt, Monsters, Twilight Zone, Fraggle Rock, Top Shot, Simpsons, American Dad, Cleveland Show, and King of the Hill.

Food: Seafood or Italian.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have nine Deans List awards and two President List awards and I still have one full semester and one half semester left. It's pretty crazy if you think about it.
You should message me if
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If a turtle ever asked you to help him cross the road so he can get to the Shell station.

If you ever walked into a library and saw a spider on the computer making a web-site.

If you ever went to a hardware store and a Dalmatian approached you and ask if you can help them find the spot remover.

If you ever went on a date with a bunny and he took you to his favorite place IHOP.

If when the judge screamed "order in the court!" you started placing your order for take out.

If you ever noticed a cheetah hiding in the grass and shouted "I can see you!" and it shouted back "Damn. I've been spotted!"

If you ever wondered if attaching a rocket pack to a dog with no legs would prove to be detrimental to the recipient calling it.