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Phoesarah

32 F Maryland Heights, MO

My Details

Last Online
Apr 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
So, if I was a book would this part be my inside cover?

"A thrilling ride from start to finish" -NY Times

"I was on the edge of my seat the entire time" - Some guy who couldn't get comfortable.
What I’m doing with my life
I have my Bachelor's degree and I will most likely go back to school, but I haven't made a firm decision on that yet. I spend my spare time playing computer games, MMOs and RPGs mostly, but some FPS. I also enjoy going to the zoo, art museum, plays and musicals. I like to play around in Photoshop and Blender, I am trying to learn 3d animation.
I’m really good at
Filling out profiles.

Can't you tell?
The first things people usually notice about me
I say what everybody else is thinking.
I try not to be rude about it though, but I will always speak my mind and give honest answers. So don't ask me a question if you don't want an honest answer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Gun Seller The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Incognito Eats, shoots and leaves I enjoy reading about science/technology and the brain or psychology. I like learning things so I usually am reading nonfiction but if I read fiction it is mystery or sci-fi.
Television: Red Dwarf Quantum Leap Leverage Coronation Street That Mitchell and Webb Look Peep Show House Fringe Blackadder Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman Burn Notice The Colbert Report Psych Modern Family A Bit of Fry and Laurie Futurama I love British comedy. If you have any favorites be sure to talk to me about them and I'll watch them!
Movies: Spaceballs Full Metal Jacket Back to the FutureCannibal! The Musical Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Music: Tim Minchin System of a Down Tool I listen to anything except rap and country.
Food: sushi
The six things I could never do without
My computer
Cell Phone
Spicy Sashimi Salad from Sansai Japanese grill... (I think they put drugs in these or something)
Constant stimulation.. like..you know..brain :/
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I want to learn about next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually home hanging out, catching up on my television, or out drinking with friends. Depends on what is going on, if I want to go out I'll go out, if I feel like I want to go home and unwind and relax then I'll do that. I don't know!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
So you know how like...lemons taste good...salami tastes good, chocolate tastes good, steak tastes good, sushi tastes good, but then if you mash it all into a pie it doesn't taste good anymore? I think that's me. I'm the pie filled with some great stuff that people spit out.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You are ready for a relationship (with the right person, not necessarily me, just have sowed all your oats already). I'm perfectly happy being in a relationship with someone, or just hanging out and being friends, but don't expect me to blur that line, you get one or the other. (Or neither if you're a douchebag :) )

You have anything in common with me that you'd like to have a conversation about.

You can spell and also type more than one sentence or a few words. Grammar and spelling nazis preferred!!!!!!! (only the grammar and spelling kind, I don't want any actual Nazis)

You are open and honest and expect and enjoy the same.

You are intelligent.

You want to.

I'm sure there are many other reasons to message me..if you think of any why don't you message me and let me know what they were.