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Phoofkin

26 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm an affectionate biker nerd that works for a law firm by day, a live theater by night, and The Pokemon Company International by weekend.

I play video games, absorb science fiction of any medium, love to cuddle, and watch sports. Like football. Or League of Legends.

And turtles. 'Cause they're rad.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as a legal assistant at a law office in Portland, doing employment discrimination, civil rights, and family law.

Outside of work, my passion is Pokemon - I work for the Pokemon Company International as an event organizer and staff. I travel around the country working events, with trips including Indiana, BC, Utah, Arizona, D.C., and more.

I tend to use what little free time I have to play video games or read sci-fi.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a World Championship level Pokemon Judge (referee), so there's that.

Mostly I'm decent at lots of things. I've worked at Intel, as a general contractor, now at a law firm with a side of childcare. I've studied history, teaching, computer science, acting, and the law. I've stage managed theater, tap danced on stage, been a sportscaster, and played in monopoly tournaments. I'm a jack of many trades.

Though I've been told I give the best hugs, but that's for others to judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty sure there's a perception filter on me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Why limit favorites so?

Books - Sci-fi and fantasy.

Movies - A little of everything; I love romcoms, Sci-fi, Fantasy, action/adventure, etc. Not a huge horror fan.

Shows - Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek, The West Wing, Coupling, NCIS.

Music - Billy Joel, Emilie Autumn, Sting, Apocalyptica; my musical tastes are extremely eclectic.

Food - Mexican, Asian. Panda Express is my comfort food, and Shrimp are heavenly.

Sports Teams - Washington Redskins, Gambit Gaming.

Celebrity crushes - Alyson Hannigan, Neil Patrick Harris, Eefje Depoortere.

Vehicular Motion Units - DMC12, Shadow Phantom

Video Games - League of Legends; Final Fantasy Tactics, IX, and X in that order; Pokemon.

Pokemon - Shuckle, Umbreon, Ludicolo, Aegislash, Helioptile.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Affection tops the list. Internet, Caffeine, Pokemon, Sci-Fi, and Socks are all jumbled up after that.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just got home from a trip to D.C. for the Pokemon World Championships, which started two days after closing my last theatrical production... I don't remember what I do on typical Fridays...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My name is buried in my profile somewhere, but you won't find it.

Hrm... I suffer from resting bitch face, married my sister a couple years back, and once fell on my ass on stage in front of 200 people. Well, 200 people know that one...
You should message me if
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If you want to geek out, cuddle, watch Doctor Who, or have a Nerf war.

Or, after all this, you maybe want to go on a date. That would be cool too.