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Phoofkin

27 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Apr 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
How about a quote from a show?

White male, 25-30, 6', brown eyes, hopeless romantic, into Star Wars, Billy Joel, motorcycles, and sleep, seeks similar-minded attractive female for lazy evenings. Sense of humor a must.

Okay, so I tweaked it a little.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a legal assistant at a law office in Portland, doing employment discrimination, civil rights, and family law.

I do live theater - lately I've been acting more, but my past is that of a stage manager. It's really hard to hate actors when I am one!

Many weekends I work as an event organizer for The Pokemon Company International, both locally and across the country.

I tend to use what little free time I have to play video games or read.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm a World Championship level Pokemon Judge (referee), so there's that.

Mostly I'm decent at lots of things. I've worked at Intel, as a general contractor, now at a law firm with a side of childcare. I've studied history, teaching, computer science, acting, and the law. I've stage managed theater, tap danced on stage, been a sportscaster, and played in monopoly tournaments. I'm a jack of many trades.

Though I've been told I give the best hugs, that's for others to judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty sure there's a perception filter on me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Sci-fi and fantasy; Zhan, Allston, Stackpole, Adams, Rowling, and yes, Applegate.

Movies - A little of everything; I love romcoms, Sci-fi, Fantasy, action/adventure, etc. Not a huge horror fan. Favorites are The Princess Bride, Crazy Stupid Love, all three Star Wars movies, and Sneakers.

Shows - Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek, Coupling, NCIS. I am of the opinion that The West Wing is the best thing to have ever been on television.

Music - Billy Joel, Emilie Autumn, Sting, Apocalyptica; my musical tastes are extremely eclectic.

Food - Mexican, Asian. Panda Express is my comfort food, and Shrimp are heavenly.

Video Games - League of Legends; Final Fantasy Tactics, IX, and X in that order; Pokemon.

Pokemon - Shuckle and Umbreon. Yup, I'm shameless.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, Juice (since I've cut soda entirely out of my diet), Cuddles, Pokemon, Sci-Fi, and Socks are all jumbled up after the basic "food, water, shelter" that make for a boring answer despite being true.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Right now, probably rehearsing for North End Players' The Musical Comedy Murders of 1940, which opens mid-February. Come see!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My name is buried in my profile somewhere, but you won't find it.

Hrm... I suffer from resting bitch face, married my sister a couple years back, and once fell on my ass on stage in front of 200 people. Well, 200 people know that one...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to geek out, cuddle, ride, watch Doctor Who, or have a Nerf war.

Or, after all this, you maybe want to go on a date. That would be cool too.