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Phreznipuf

29 Calgary, Alberta, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a support worker and I love my job. I'm very much a stay at home person, although I do enjoy going out sometimes. My sense of humor is kind of quirky but I like to think that I'm a fun person. I'm eclectic to a degree which can be interesting and frustrating at times (or so I'm told). I'm a very open person, so if you have any questions please just ask. I'm not very good at filling these out, so there's probably a lot more I could be saying.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, as mentioned above, I'm a support worker. I work with chronically homeless men with mental illness and/or addictions. My job is very important to me. Aside from that, I don't really have much going on. I'm honestly not even sure what to say here. Living it, I guess?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Filling out profile questions is definitely NOT going on this list. I'm a good listener. People tend to come to me for advice or just to vent. Math? Does math count?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the fact that I'm usually smiling. I'm a very open and friendly person. Or at least I try to be.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music -- very diverse. I like a broad range aside from death/speed metal.
Books -- I will read basically anything, but I do read primarily romance novels (because I like the emotions and the fact that it always ends with a happy ending)
Movies-- I don't really like horror movies, but again, aside from that I like a lot. I love Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (with Johnny Depp), 40 Year Old Virgin, Ever After, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Clerks 2, etc etc
TV -- Again, varied. But Family Guy, House, the Food Network, SNL, Columbo, Big Bang Theory, Supernatural, Robot Chicken, etc etc
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, friends, family, my cell phone, my laptop and ... did I mention books?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Weird stuff. I like to say that my train of thought gets derailed. My brain likes to go off on tangents. I often get funny looks because I'll be talking about a subject and then a couple minutes later say something completely unrelated even though it makes sense in my brain.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Although on nights where I'm not, I tend to stay in. I'm not adverse to going out, I just don't get a lot of opportunities to do so. I don't really enjoy going out alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm willing to admit most things, you just need to ask. I keep very few secrets and even those come out after awhile. I don't have a handy dandy list to put here, but as stated I'm very open.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You find my profile interesting. I don't do hook ups though. So I guess I should say if you find my profile interesting and don't just want a hook up.