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53 Oswego, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 37–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
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Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Has kids

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My self-summary
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I'm living life to the fullest!

Who the hell isn't? Sure, I don't drive a Ferrari and run a Ponzi scheme but there are things I won't do to make money. I've been careful. Worked one job for ten years and then the next for seven. It's called being responsible. When I was single I had a few jobs and even my own company for a time. But then houses and kids... So the big dreams were put on hold. For a while.

Now that my kids are older, well not that old I guess. But the credit cards are all paid off. It's time I found someone who wants to join me on the rest of this ride.

I'm pretty young at heart. Being in my fifties is a constant surprise every time I write it. I still get blisters at the batting cages and find myself halfway up a hill with no idea how to get down. I ride my bike for miles along the Fox and through the farms out here. It's relaxing.

I've gotten up on stage and done stand-up and you will hear different voices come from me all the time. Doing JFK in the Smithsonian with my kids was amusing. I'm nice to waiters/waitresses and have raised my kids by example to always say please and thank you.

If God is one of the six things you can't do without we're not likely to get along. Also, I'm a liberal and proud to say so. I believe there are some things we just do better together and nobody should be profiting from them. Our founders believed that too and said so in this document they left for us that nobody reads. It's called, "the Constitution."

I know I'm a handful. I start things and then something shiny goes by...

I know I'm a handful. But I like to think I'm worth it. I'll dance with you and look into your eyes while we do. I'll even take ballroom if you want. Always wanted a partner who doesn't look at her feet. If the Cubs get to the playoffs you may have to be very patient. I also like my alone time so you'll have yours too.

But no matter what you'll always know we're together.

Lastly, I like to look at you, yes. But I also like to banter, discuss, talk, philosophize and stare at the stars realizing that light left perhaps a billion years ago and it's just reaching us now. So I'm going to want to love your mind. Please have one.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm employed as a lion sniffer. Since you can't get close to a female lion to tell when they're in heat, zoos around the world rely upon me and my nose to stay at a safe distance and let them know when they can inseminate. It's an interesting scent... but not one you'll find in a Glade can anytime soon. Ok, so seriously... I work in the city, which is a long way from home, so I treasure the time I do have at home. And if you haven't guessed I'm not really a Lion sniffer. I design the bristles in Olympic Curling Brushes. But that sounded boring so I made up the Lion thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making decisions. Making you laugh. Raising kids. Family. Figuring out how stuff works. Making sure we survive the zombie apocalypse.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like books with words - histories, science fiction, fiction, movies with actual plots, music that I can get lost in and New Orleans with time to wander from restaurant to restaurant.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids, an American Express card (I forgot my luggage once and they saved my life), a computer with an internet connection, a good pen, sunglasses... you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
But lately why, if a car were going the speed of light and turned on its lights why would the beams still be going the speed of light? I get it now...

How can anyone be stupid enough to hold up a sign that says, "keep your government out of my Medicare!"

Why isn't everyone trying to get into the art institute once-in-a-while?

Creationism. Really?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating pizza and watching a movie with my children. Every other Friday is movie night.

Otherwise I'm meeting you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The idea here is not to say, "I'm not doing this on a website." The idea here is the "most private" thing. So if you're a private person maybe you'd say, "I like tea." If you're not so private maybe you'd say, "I like it doggie style." That would say a lot about you. See where they were going with this? It's not WHAT you admit but the level of privacy you're willing to divulge.
You should message me if
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You want a companion. You like birds. You like creative types. You're the kind of person who can be standing alone in a room and look across it and realize that I'm there and we're together even though we're apart. You understand that just as much can be said with silence as can be said with words.