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52 M Oswego, IL

My Details

Last Online
Apr 10
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids

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My self-summary
I'm very into having the right shower head. It's important to start your day out right AND perhaps have a place to play. I love photography and my walls are covered with pictures of my family and the places we've been. Are you ready to be my focus? There will be fantastic pictures of you if we're together. Road trips are awesome. (did I just say "awesome") How do you feel about riding shotgun? Do you like wearing heels on occasion? I'll find a place to take you that's worthy. I should warn you... I'm likely to stare. It's great to have something to plan for whether that's a vacation or tickets to something or a weekend away. I love children. There's always room for one more. I'm father to three. I want a partner that I can be with when I get muddy. When I get clean. When I go to fancy dinners. When I get fast food. When I cook spaghetti sauce (which I still don't have exactly right). I want someone whose back I can massage, whose feet I can rub and who won't mind scratching my back... although not necessarily at the same time. And please have a brain. A nice, intriguing brain that thinks about stuff like what happens when you die, how did they make that window or does chocolate really go with everything? If you believe everything that religion or government or television tells you... please find someone else. I'm gonna drive you crazy. I'm a life-long Cubs fan who doesn't hate the Sox. What's with that? Well, bless 'em, they brought this city a World Series title when the North Side couldn't. I need my alone time so you'll get yours.

I am present, interesting, and amazed
What I’m doing with my life
I'm employed as a lion sniffer. Since you can't get close to a female lion to tell when they're in heat zoos around the world rely upon me and my nose to stay at a safe distance and let them know when they can inseminate. It's an interesting scent... but not one you'll find in a Glade can anytime soon. Ok, so seriously... I work in the city, which is a long way from home, so I treasure the time I do have at home. And if you haven't guessed I'm not really a Lion sniffer. I design the bristles in Olympic Curling Brushes. But that sounded boring so I made up the Lion thing.
I’m really good at
Magic. Figuring things out. De-tangling complexity. Knowing a little bit about everything. Taming birds.
The first things people usually notice about me
My voice. And those damned gargoyles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like books with words - histories, science fiction, fiction, movies with actual plots, music that I can get lost in and New Orleans with time to wander from restaurant to restaurant.
The six things I could never do without
My kids, hope, an American Express card (I forgot my luggage once and they saved my life), a computer with an internet connection, love and sex. Not necessarily in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about

But lately why, if a car were going the speed of light and turned on its lights why would the beams still be going the speed of light? I get it now...

How can anyone be stupid enough to hold up a sign that says, "keep your government out of my Medicare!"

If you're obese enough that it interferes with your ability to walk... Should you be allowed to somehow waddle into a fast food restaurant?

Why isn't everyone trying to get into the art institute once-in-a-while?

Creationism. Really?
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating pizza and watching a movie with my children. Fridays are movie nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I could talk about sexual positions or past "cringe material"... I'm ADHD. That's awesome because now that I know it so much in my life is explained. I stopped spanking my kids when they got out of diapers but they still think I do. The more chaos builds up around me the more of a force of nature I become. Frankly, I can't wait until the zombie apocalypse.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 37–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
you don't mind joining a circus. The only thing I can promise is things are rarely dull.

Besides. Don't you want to be the one I fall madly in love with? Whoever you are you're lucky. When I walk into your life and hold the back of your head so I can look into your eyes and smell your hair and just revel in my fantastic fortune at having you in my life... You'll know it.