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Phylogene

34 / M / Straight / Single

Chicago, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:00pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Um, Homo sapiens?
I'm a multiple transplant, moved to Chicago via Upstate New York
via Boston, from Vermont, starting from California.
I've spent now most of my time in academic research,
growing cells and making proteins, most of them glowing.
I try to be a decent human being, and to learn as much as I
can.
I probably have a whiff of chlorine about me all the time from
the pool... but I haven't bothered to confirm that one...
I fucking love plaid.
What I’m doing with my life
Doing the grunt work in research while trying to cultivate my artistic/musical sides. I was hoping camping would have been happening more this summer, but only one trip so far...
I’m really good at
Simpsons/Futurama/MST3K references for any occasion. 1-4-5 and the pentatonic scale. Drawing simple cartoons (but not so much with any sort of stories, or dialogue... I really should start working on that...) Taking pictures of cells. Beard growing, that photo is after just three weeks!
The first things people usually notice about me
Glasses and brand new beard probably. Of course name usually ends up being a topic of conversation when I first meet someone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Well, obviously, Simpsons (classic episodes only) Futurama, MST3k. Dr. Who, Twin Peaks, Party Down, Parks and Rec as well. Anything the Cohen Brothers, Or Kurosawa, Sometimes Terry Gilliam, Paul Thomas Anderson... this could go a while.
John Vanderslice, Blonde Redhead, Pavement, Modest Mouse (old, none of the new stuff) Dirty Projectors, Sonic Youth, Pinback, Yo La Tengo, The Handsome Family, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bill Callahan, Radiohead, DEVO, TV on the Radio.
Recently got sucked into the Foundation trilogy, and I've always had a soft spot for Philip K Dick. Hell, I might as well list the sci fi standards here (Enders Game, Dune, Stranger in a Strange Land, H.P. Lovecraft). 100 Years of Solitude, Grapes of Wrath, bunch of other stuff I was fortunate enough to have been assigned in high school. Slaughterhouse 5, Metamorphosis. I recently decided to read Moby Dick (partly inspired by my decision to grow this Gregory Peck Ahab beard), and HOLY SHIT!
And pie. Specifically Hoosier Mama Pie Company pies, which, if you haven't had, you are missing out on something PHENOMENAL.
The six things I could never do without
Central Heating in the winters,
Boots,
Toothbrush and toothpaste,
Allergy meds,
Something to occupy my mind,
And a guitar... the bug has bitten me...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The coming corpse eating robot apocalypse. Ignore it at your own peril.
On a typical Friday night I am
Swimming. Tends to not be so crowded on friday so I don't have to worry about being smacked by some inconsiderate jerk who doesn't know how to circle swim... Or out drinking with labmates, depends on the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I get maybe a little TOO much enjoyment out of counting and wrapping my spare change for deposit...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can have a conversation based soley around Simpsons or MST3K quotes (suggested, not required). You have story ideas that I could draw for. You can teach me to be a better guitar player. You want to discuss my theory that Ahab and Fedallah are photo negatives of Ishmael and Qeequeg, and whether or not the Pequod can be interpreted as a metaphor for an individual. Or if you feel like it, who am I to stop you?