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31 Eastlake, OH Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 31-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 2" (1.57m)
Body Type
A little extra
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a college educated and living on the East side of Cleveland. I have never been married and I am *very* happily child free (and staying that way). I am an ISTJ personality according to Myers-Briggs.

I enjoy Dressage, working out, hiking, following politics and courts, gardening, going to the movies, working at the barn, random adventures, the zoo, reading, riding my bicycle, listening to podcasts and just relaxing.

Control freaks, alcoholics, cheats, liars, and narcissists need not apply.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attempting to be an adult, but it doesn't always work out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing the bigger picture.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My lack of height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot and different genres. I am currently reading "Dead Men Do Tell Tales."

Movie wise, I enjoy many movies and have many favorites that will never be traded in.

I'm currently addicted to the following podcasts: Undisclosed, Serial, Truth & Justice, and Lure.

Shows: Shameless, Homeland, Orange is the New Black, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Nightwatch, (suffering through) Fear the Walking Dead, Rescue Me, The Blacklist, The Incredible Dr. Pol, Most Evil, and Dexter. (Yes, that's a lot of shows, but ask me if I ever remember to watch them. They normally turn into Netflix binge weekends.)

Food: I'll try most things at least once.

Music: I listen to a wide variety of music from classical to rap.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my next move in life should be.

Why is there such a trend in men growing hobo beards? (There's nothing attractive about a long scraggly beard.)

Why is it that I only have bad luck?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Normally chilling out at home, at the gym, out with a friend or hiking at the park.
You should message me if
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If you're interested in knowing more, send a message. Ultimately, I do understand what I am seeking likely does not exist, but I am willing to at least look.

Key qualities that I am seeking:
1. Intelligent/Educated
2. Child free (this is non negotiable).
3. No hobo beards and or long hair (this includes the "man bun").
4. Live within a reasonable distance of Lake county, Ohio.
5. Must have all your teeth.

I'm also looking to make a new friend or two. I have lost a lot of friends to marriage and kids.

I hate having my time wasted. So be serious.

However, if you have something rude to say then please just block my profile.

******If you're looking for a piece of action outside of your marriage, friends with benefits or are a married couple looking for a toy...move on. ******