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28 Export, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:58am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Banking / Finance
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like to chill, take it easy, and b.s. when I can. However, mankind has to work and take time doing other things in this life.

I'm one of those dudes with a humanities background who's chillin' in the corporate office environment, and is quite satisfied...for now. I'm thankful for what I have. It's not the sexiest job but I make it as hip as I can, I guess.

I'm socially and fiscally conservative and traditional, politically as well as personally, but not excessively so. I mean no offense, but I may not be compatible with, say, an atheistic communist to use an extreme example. I must point out there are major flaws in the Okcupid political test. All the other ones I've taken point me in the conservative direction. This one didn't even ask about the big issues of today.

That said, I'm pretty relaxed, or at least I aspire to be so. I try to live the Christian way and all that but I still chill; I don't get all prudish or offended whatever when someone cracks a joke, unless it really is bad.

One of my recent ventures is to learn how to be a firefighter. We'll see how the ball bounces with that. We'll see if I can cut the mustard.

Sex: Male
Race: Caucasian
Age: 28
Weight: 177.5 lbs
Eyes: Hazel
Hair: Brown, short-medium length, with beard
Known Aliases: None
Frequented locations and modi operandi: The gym, the grocery store, the town church, the town honky-tonk, the town dive, cutting grass in summer, shoveling snow in winter.

If I think of more things to mention, I'll be back. Folks who have assumed I was just one of the guys found that there's some depth to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a job, and in this economy I'm thankful I have one, especially someone with an m.a. in the humanities.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and giving advice, so I'd like to think. But everyone says that on their profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard. Very Chuck Norris-esque. I hope to be the next Dos Equis guy one day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I could go on, but I think it suffices to say some would classify me as a nerd. I like history a lot.

Of what's relative today, I'm a fan of True Detective, Breaking Bad, Hell on Wheels, and Black Sails. Those shows are bad-ass. Better Call Saul's a Good'n, too. True Detective doesn't even seem like a detective show. It's so far out there, Man.

Let me say for things that are poppy and 'in', I usually have no interest. Fifty Shades of Grey, the Hunger Games, forget that shit. I stick to the good stuff. Every once and a while I read a classic. As far as 'fantasy' goes, I like the old fantasy. Star Wars is still the best Space Fantasy. Tolkien and pre-Tolkien and post-Tolkien was probably the high-point of the genre. Harry Potter is lame. The stuff they're comin' out with today, Man, is just weak.

I try to read a lot about Western Mythology.

Favourite foods, the simpler the better, I say. We can't have too many flavours blendin' together.

Music, I'm no connoisseur, but I enjoy the Doors, Queen (especially early Queen)--I'd have to say those two are my primaries. I also don't mind some good old-time diddies from time to time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My hobbies such as reading and writing, whatever they're talkin' about on the news, what's going on at work, etc. etc, what I should do next, that kind of thing. Nothing overly profound or uncommon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well Thrs. night begins my weekend, so that's not a fair question. That said, I prefer to hang around, bullshit, kick back a few brews without getting ridiculous and I usually get around to doing that once a week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't like team sports. Baseball I can tolerate. It's not as hyped up as the other sports and it has a nice pace to it that matches the demeanor of the game. Football, I tried to get into several times but I just couldn't. I'll come over to someone's place and watch the game; why not? But I could never follow it. The scandals don't help either. That may seem to be a silly thing to admit, but I live in the environs of Pittsburgh, and my office is downtown. It's civic religion to a huge segment of the population.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
--you don't start trouble. I don't mean trouble like some kind of criminal activity or whatever--well yeah, that too--but more so drama. Why do folks these days have to be so argumentative? Message me if you just want to kick back and chill or if you just want to say hello online.

If I may add an addendum, do consider this article, Ladies. I don't consider these guidelines absolute, and I am partial to longer profiles than shorter ones, but check this out: