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JokingifNo

31 Sherman Oaks, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:17am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm told I have a talent for reading people and situations, but at the same time can be hard to read. My aversion to putting on airs with people might be why. I like to give real, well-thought-out responses in any conversation, which makes me seem caught in my head at times.

With that said, I'd like to find a woman with whom conversation is effortless. She'd probably have an excellent sense of humor (I'm one of the few guys who gets turned on by being made to laugh...within reason...) an appreciation for creative types and a very open mind. That's the kind of person I hit it off with in the past, anyway.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Received my MFA in creative writing in May. Now seeking editing jobs (both freelance and long-term).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Following my intuitions, listening, working out, meditating, watching UFC (guilty pleasure), eating (any and all cuisines except cheese), embarrassing authority figures, and debating difficult topics (I'm an arguer, I admit.)

Dry humor. (Not trying at the moment.)

Having discipline.

Spelling last names.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, I guess my hair. And my mug. I got a cleft in my chin. Some say I resemble a young Robert DeNiro, but with better hair.

To review: Hair, mug, cleft, DeNiro resemblance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Taxi Driver, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Little Miss Sunshine, Tommy Boy (stupid, but hilarious), Borat, Spinal Tap, Raging Bull, Boogie Nights, Monty Python, Fargo, and so on.

Music: Dillinger Escape Plan, Unearth, Between the Buried and Me, Opeth, As I Lay Dying, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, and the like.

TV: Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny, South Park, Rick and Morty, Peep Show, The Office (UK, not US), Extras, Curb, anything about aliens on the History channel, Chopped, Bar Rescue, Barmageddon, Teen Mom (I like to judge them.)

Books: Tenth of December, Ham on Rye, White Noise, The Corrections, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Fathers and Sons, Let the Great World Spin, In Persuasion Nation, A Hero of our Time, Anna Karenina, Nine Stories, etc, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to read.

A computer.

A car.

Intelligent conversation.

Coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to read or write next.

Whether science can conquer aging.

The importance or un-importance of a high IQ.

What a non-existent sibling of mine would look like.

How to make the most of my time on this earth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out seeing a movie and/or eating somewhere with a friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think we're all just animals.
You should message me if
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You think we'd hit it off.