Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


31 Sherman Oaks, CA Man


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:54pm
White, Other
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there! My name is Michael, and I'm looking for a smart woman who has an excellent sense of humor and can discuss music, literature, Eastern philosophy, and different kinds of high-grade scotch with me. Someone who moves to the beat of her own drum but can put on a decent act of normalcy when the occasion calls for it--call it a "controlled weirdo."

I'm currently engaged in such endeavors as running a literary magazine, working as a freelance copyeditor/proofreader, bartending, and writing my own stories and novels (I recently completed my graduate degree in writing.) I'm not looking to rush into anything serious too fast, but am dating with an eye to long-term potential.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
See above.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Following my intuitions, listening, working out, meditating, watching UFC (guilty pleasure), eating (any and all cuisines except cheese), embarrassing authority figures, and debating difficult topics (I'm an arguer, I admit.)

Dry humor. (Not trying at the moment.)

Having discipline.

Spelling last names.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, I guess my hair. And my mug. I got a cleft in my chin. Some say I resemble a young Robert DeNiro, but with better hair.

To review: Hair, mug, cleft, DeNiro resemblance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Taxi Driver, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Little Miss Sunshine, Tommy Boy (stupid, but hilarious), Borat, Spinal Tap, Raging Bull, Boogie Nights, Monty Python, Fargo, and so on.

Music: Dillinger Escape Plan, Unearth, Between the Buried and Me, Opeth, As I Lay Dying, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, and the like.

TV: Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny, South Park, Rick and Morty, Peep Show, The Office (UK, not US), Extras, Curb, anything about aliens on the History channel, Chopped, Bar Rescue, Barmageddon, Teen Mom (I like to judge them.)

Books: Tenth of December, Ham on Rye, White Noise, The Corrections, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, Fathers and Sons, Let the Great World Spin, In Persuasion Nation, A Hero of our Time, Anna Karenina, Nine Stories, etc, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to read.

A computer.

A car.

Intelligent conversation.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to read or write next.

Whether science can conquer aging.

The importance or un-importance of a high IQ.

What a non-existent sibling of mine would look like.

How to make the most of my time on this earth.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably out seeing a movie and/or eating somewhere with a friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think we're all just animals.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think we'd hit it off.