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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Today – 5:10pm
Hispanic / Latin
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I grew up in Acapulco, Mexico, SoCal, and a small town in North Carolina, though I’ve spent more time in DC than in any of those places. I love music and art and I try to catch a few shows every month. I enjoy walking around the city’s museums without a care in the world. I'm also trying to build a little art collection (mostly prints now but hopefully there will be more original art soon and maybe, just maybe, I'll start getting more of my collection framed).
What I’m doing with my life
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I joined the Air Force right out of high school and I spent six years doing IT work in DC, Colorado Springs and beautiful Kabul. After I finished my commitment I moved back here and started doing contract work for the government. I recently started a job with a law firm so that is a pretty big change for me.

I occasionally volunteer at a children's writing center helping the children to write more gooder.

I ran my first marathon last year; I was on track to run Chicago this year but injuries kept that from happening, there's always next year?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
having a terrible sense of direction; I am so glad that GPS receivers are a standard feature in phones now.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I get compliments on a few pairs of glasses (I have six) that I own and people still grab my arms to look at my tattoos on random occasions (please don't do this, you can just ask).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Count of Monte Cristo is my favorite novel; it’s the greatest revenge tale and I’m due for a re-read soon. I don't read as much as I'd like to, but I do try to finish a novel or two a month. I usually tend to choose my next novel by jacket/cover art which is a shitty way to pick books.

I'm really into artsy films and stupid movies. Some of my favorites are: American Werewolf in London, Le Samourai, Memento, It Happened One Night, The Jerk, Pierrot Le Fou, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dr. Strangelove, The Royal Tenenbaums, and City Lights.

These are some of the TV shows I’m into: Parks and Recreation (RIP), Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Louie, Archer, Children's Hospital, and Bob's Burgers.

I mostly listen to the indie-type musics. I tend to buy my music on vinyl nowadays. Some of the bands that I tend to go back to are Arms, The Libertines, Neutral Milk Hotel, Okkervil River, Wye Oak, The National, Sunset Rubdown, and Why? I'm always on the lookout for new stuff so feel free to tell me what you¹re currently listening to.

I love food so much that I eat it every day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food. What stupid thing I'm going to get as a tattoo next. Puppies and kittens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
going to a concert, vegging out, at a bar, with friends, watching a movie, wrestling with bears at gay bars, partying, saving puppies from burning buildings, playing pinball, leaving bars once cover bands start playing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a kid I used to pit my animal crackers in battles against each other to find the strongest and thus most delicious cracker. I might still do this.
You should message me if
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You'd like to catch a concert or a movie. If you'd enjoy a nice walk in a park and maybe a picnic. If you have a dog or cat and would like to talk about how awesome they are. If you'd like to join me for a night at the opera or to a show at a theater (or theatre if you wanna get fancy). If you're my arch-nemesis. If you'd like to grab a drink. Or maybe six.