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27 Philadelphia, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Feb 20
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been told I'm a pretty down-to-earth guy. I don't get too high when things are good and I don't get too low when things are bad.

I'm pretty chill. I'm sarcastic. I wish I was witty but I'm pretty sure I'm not. I like sports. I like food and wish I was better at preparing it (I'm trying to learn).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Selling shit and getting paid! Can't complain, I guess.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eating pies... its pretty much my best thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That would probably be my light blue eyes (not to be to unoriginal). Also I just noticed what a fantastic job my profile pictures do of showing off my best feature... oops.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I like entertaining and relatively mindless crime/cop/spy type thrillers. I guess technically this counts as reading! Yay me!

Movies: Anything that makes me laugh or has some good action going down. The Big Lebowski, Ronin, Snatch/Lock Stock.. these sorts of cinema.

TV: I don't watch a ton but shows like The Walking Dead and Game of Thrones are pretty badass. Also, if you can't laugh your ass off at an episode of Americas Funniest Videos (AFV) or Wipeout!, then you probably shouldn't even message me

Music: Modern rock. Classic rock. Alternative rock.

Food: You name it, I'll eat it. American, Chinese, Italian, French, Mexican.. etc etc etc
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Apple pie
Pumpkin pie
Strawberry rhubarb pie
Pecan pie
Lemon meringue pie
Key lime pie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
whether the people who select that they would strongly prefer to date someone of their own race are racist or not...

I spend far too much time laughing at people on OkCupid who think the Earth is bigger than the Sun. And the ones who can't figure out the "STALE is to STEAL" question. How do people pick the one that switches the first two numbers!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to figure out what to make for dinner. Or chilling with some friends watching some movies or a sporting event. Or resting and relaxing after a long week.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You laugh when guys get hit in the balls
-You want to have a philosophical discussion about WHY it's so funny when guys get hit in the balls
-You bake a mean pie.. or at least want to go get some mean pie
-You think a bad/dirty pun can be as funny as intelligent wittiness.

You should NOT message me if:
-Okcupid classifies you as "Less sex driven".. I mean seriously, whats wrong with y'all!?
-All you're going to say is "Hey whats up?"