Summarize Pieman? Well he has a tiny penis. Seriously. It's like 3.5-4" tops. He's very self conscious about it and actually stopped and asked me not to laugh at it before he took his pants off for the first time.
And somehow he used that tiny penis to cheat on me with another ex.. who he is still "friends" with.. and will probably cheat on you with.
I do wonder if that little dick still works though... because I kicked him in the balls so hard he threw up a little
He also excels at cheating on girlfriends and getting slammed in the balls
making girls laugh their asses off at the noises I make after they kick me in the balls
Strawberry rhubarb pie
Lemon meringue pie
Key lime pie
Not even gonna change this. Dude likes his pie. But I would add "Sex toys to satisfy my girl because my tiny dick can't" to the list.
Again - not going to change that. It might be his only redeeming quality. He DOES think that women are the superior sex. He doesn't treat them like it. But it's a start?
He also spends a lot of time worrying about his really small penis and if girls will laugh at it.
You want to promise not to laugh at his tiny penis but then rofl when he shows it to you