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PieMan2929

27 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:35pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I've been told I'm a pretty down-to-earth guy. I don't get too high when things are good and I don't get too low when things are bad.

I'm pretty chill. I'm sarcastic. I wish I was witty but I'm pretty sure I'm not. I like sports. I like food and wish I was better at preparing it (I'm trying to learn).
What I’m doing with my life
Selling shit and getting paid! Can't complain, I guess.
I’m really good at
eating pies... its pretty much my best thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
That would probably be my light blue eyes (not to be to unoriginal). Also I just noticed what a fantastic job my profile pictures do of showing off my best feature... oops.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like entertaining and relatively mindless crime/cop/spy type thrillers. I guess technically this counts as reading! Yay me!

Movies: Anything that makes me laugh or has some good action going down. The Big Lebowski, Ronin, Snatch/Lock Stock.. these sorts of cinema.

TV: I don't watch a ton but shows like The Walking Dead and Game of Thrones are pretty badass. Also, if you can't laugh your ass off at an episode of Americas Funniest Videos (AFV) or Wipeout!, then you probably shouldn't even message me

Music: Modern rock. Classic rock. Alternative rock.

Food: You name it, I'll eat it. American, Chinese, Italian, French, Mexican.. etc etc etc
The six things I could never do without
Apple pie
Pumpkin pie
Strawberry rhubarb pie
Pecan pie
Lemon meringue pie
Key lime pie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether the people who select that they would strongly prefer to date someone of their own race are racist or not...

I spend far too much time laughing at people on OkCupid who think the Earth is bigger than the Sun. And the ones who can't figure out the "STALE is to STEAL" question. How do people pick the one that switches the first two numbers!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out what to make for dinner. Or chilling with some friends watching some movies or a sporting event. Or resting and relaxing after a long week.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
-You laugh when guys get hit in the balls
-You want to have a philosophical discussion about WHY it's so funny when guys get hit in the balls
-You bake a mean pie.. or at least want to go get some mean pie
-You think a bad/dirty pun can be as funny as intelligent wittiness.

You should NOT message me if:
-Okcupid classifies you as "Less sex driven".. I mean seriously, whats wrong with y'all!?