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PiePatch

26 / M / straight / Seeing someone

Stockland, Illinois

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Fit
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
—
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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I am steady, well-read, and selectively loud.

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My Self-Summary

Honestly? I'm tired of people not seeing how incredible I really am.

I'm almost a totally different person than the guy who signed up for this site, so a rereading of the profile is definitely encouraged.

I have a genius I.Q. and can go anywhere from above-average to NEED SOME in the looks department depending on the time of day and effort involved. I will surprise you in many, many ways, but none of them give a stalker or creep vibe; so don't worry.

I will not try to impress you, because most of the people who just wait to be impressed arent' the type of people I want to meet. That being said, I'm

I DO KNOW who I want to meet. I have a list of about ten things that you may or may not fit into. NOT all of them may be good or even required. So if you have any inkling at all that you're interested or I'm interested. Go for it.

What I’m doing with my life

I make my money playing poker. No. I will not teach you unless you pay me for lessons. I also web-design and order mass amounts of veggies/fruits for a food distributor part time.

I’m really good at

Everything. I can do the confrontation thing, the non-confrontation thing, anything. Incorporating myself and giving a spin on things that are already happening is fun, but I like making things happen. We can make things happen. (Sorry if that sounded a little self-help'y.)

I can make people laugh, is what most would say.

Perceptive is another one I get, too.

The first things people usually notice about me

My eyes, my ass, my humor, and accented colorful clothes (ties/shoes/shirts; not always, but sometimes)

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Movies: Kill Bill Vol 2, This is Spinal Tap, Rocky 4, Big Trouble in Little China, JFK, Almost Famous, The Godfather, Armageddon, No Country For Old Men, Die Hard, Chinatown, Mighty Wind, Team America, American President

Books: The Fountainhead, Junk Science, Online Ace, Walden, Our Dumb Century, The Simpsons and Philosophy, Super/System 1 and 2, Wanted, Watchmen.

Food: Chicken Lasagna, Tacos, Rainbow Trout, A good steak, pizza by the slice, breaksticks, pretty much anything that doesn't have chocolate, onions, or lotsa dairy products. I'm good.

The six things I could never do without

Iced tea, spontaneous sex, alone time, my little brother, Humor, The Chicago White Sox

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to get what I want with what I got. Just like everyone else.

On a typical Friday night I am

A day older than I was Thursday night. For those of you not on the logic course, I'm either playing cards, out at a party, catching up on work/reading, or meeting/dating people.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I want a girl that makes all the songs on the radio remind me of her.

You should message me if

-You are interested, even in the least.

-You can teach me more magic tricks.

-You're bored. I can un-bored you.

-You have AIM: dontlietopie

-You wanna.

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