I'm Cain. I like short walks to the fridge, opening snapchats but never replying, accidentally spending hours googling things and making fun of straight white boys. I'm a left brained INTJ Virgo born in the year of the rooster so I'm basically a walking computer but it's okay because I went to art school.
What I’m doing with my life
Selling it minute by minute to the best offer.
I’m really good at
You know what it feels like when someone asks you who your favorite
book is and you suddenly forget every novel you ever read?
The first things people usually notice about me
The bits of metal in my face probably stand out a tad.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
You know what it feels like when someone asks you what you're really good at and you suddenly forget everything you've ever done?
For real though, I dig Harry Potter of course (reppin Slytherin whaaaat), all things Hannibal Lecter, The GoT series, and nonfiction to the nth degree
I've got hella deep love for Ed Sheeran, Pink, and Sublime but I'll listen to damn near anything. Broaden my horizons would ya?
The six things I could never do without
Netflix, nicotine, narcissism, naps, narratives, nights
I spend a lot of time thinking about
About anything from Legos to the cognitive functions to Taylor Swift lyrics. Although, I have been learning ASL lately so that's definitely taking up a lot of brain space.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The most private thing you're willing to ask.
You should message me if
Butts. Message me if butts. Or if you've got a great pun to share, a bowl to smoke, you wanna grab a drink, or if you wanna go to an ASL Meetup with me!