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Pigpen

33 M Wood River, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This self summary should have multiple options as my self summary changes daily. I enjoy relaxing, watching TV, the Dead, Bob Dylan, Blind Melon, Tenacious D and not arguing unless it is over a trivial subject.

I've also been trying to learn guitar for like a year and a half. I'm getting better, but i still suck. That shits hard, but I'm not giving up.

I love being alone and loading up a playlist of acoustic/unplugged songs then segway into a load of sad ballads.

I stay up every weekend until the wee hours of the next morning in some sort of F U to the coming week.

I am quiet, loud, and tough
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I suppose im just going through the motions until death. I work a typical job and live in a typical house in a typical neighborhood. I normally enjoy each day as much as the previous and despise the coming next day.

Though lately it's been on my mind to figure out a plan and start moving towards eventuality.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having an entire conversation on the phone and only using phrases like I hear ya, and tell me about it. I hate talking on the phone.

Procrastinating. I'm so good it's bad.

Memorizing songs and lines from movies. I know, who isn't good at that?

Is it just me or is it hard to come up with shit your good at? I mean, im good at all kind of things, almost everything. But when it comes to writing it down for all to see, it's like, meh, that's just ridiculous and who the fuck cares anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a big guy. I wouldn't say fat, just tall and thick with a bit of a belly. I have nice blue eyes that even i have trouble not staring at when looking in the mirror :P

I love to joke around and fuck with people. It would be impossible not to notice that quite quickly, unless, that is, you're incredibly sloooooow. :P

Then i'm really going to lay it on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love pizza and cheeseburgers. Hate any sort of vegetable on either. Big fan of classic rock.

Two favorite bands have to be the Grateful Dead and Tenacious D.

I don't really read much anymore. As a kid i loved the Indian in the Cupboard series, Maniac McGee and the always brilliant, Encyclopedia Brown.

Movies: That's a tough one. To many to name. Let me tell you what i don't like, and this may make me out to be an uncultured swine, but...
I hate ethnic films. I despise the "chick flick." And foreign movies can suck a big one...
I hate all of these new urban click vs. click movies such as the endless string of Bring it On chearleading movies, and all of the dance ones like You Got Served. F that!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I hate this question....
I could do without a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Music, Physics (all varieties), all things logical, family issues, cars, work. Just everything, i wish i could shut my brain down from time to time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home on the couch. Ahh the adventures that can be had from the couch...

Damn, that sound boring. But it's pretty fun and it beats going to the bar and dealing with a bunch of drunk morons. If your one of the aforementioned drunk morons, don't take it personally. I had my drunk moron phase, it got old.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a recovering addict of internet porn with the more than occasional relapse. Know of any support groups? ;)

*UPDATE* Ugh, im back off the wagon. God damn redtube.....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got nothing better to do. If i'm seriously that last option you have for someone to message (sad), then by all means send me a message. Hell, i dont really care if you message me honestly. Disclaimer: I really do care if you message me, please have big (really big) boobs before hitting the send button.