Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like sarcasm, puns and cat pictures.
I also really enjoy Math, I'm planning on getting a minor in
I do like doodling and drawing. I at one point was thinking about
being a web cartoonist but I decided against it. So now I just make
cartoons of cats and video games in my notes for school.
I dislike smoking, it smells bad to me and overall it makes me
I live with my brother and our mutual friend. I actually quite like
living with them, but ideally would like to have my own place in a
I work at a bank that caters to old people mostly. So my job
normally entails me reading a book while waiting for someone or
shooting rubberbands at my coworkers.
Ideally I would meet a girl in the next year, date for two years
and then after I finish college, we'd talk about marriage. I don't
care to just date anymore, I would love to find someone to make
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Redditing really, I am also pursuing a degree as a Civil Engineer
and Mathematics. I couldn't decide which one I wanted to do so I
I have a five year plan which all seems to be on track at the
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spending a whole lot of time on Reddit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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of Fire and Ice
. (book series) The Dresden Files, Good Omens,
American Gods, Dune.
Hamlet 2, Cloudy with a chance of meatballs, Scott pilgrim Vs The
world, Emperors New groove, Thanks Killing and anything with Bruce
TV show wise it is pretty common, Firefly, How I Met Your Mother,
Freaks and Geeks, Parks and Recreation, Rocko's Modern Life,
Animianiacs, and many other old cartoon shows. I was also a big fan
As for food, I love PIE.
I also like tacos and burritos, Chocolate chip cookie dough ice
cream, Lasagna and cheesecake. (Which I have learned to make these
dishes perfectly, besides the ice cream one.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My sarcasm, it brings me hours of joy.
2. My friends
3. The Internet, it lets me yell at people who I do not know and
talk to my friends without ever having to leave my room.
4. Phone internet, for when I am out and about.
5. Something Important
6. Something not so Important
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Finding someone to make memories with.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
That is actually game night so I am usually out with my friends and
redditing on my phone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I did not learn how to swim until 2011.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are looking for someone to co-reddit with.
If you are not an axe murderer
If your easy and have low standards.
And most importantly you have to have a good sense of humor and
know when someone is joking (see above).
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