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26 Citrus Heights, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-24
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 16
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism but it’s not important
Working on University
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like sarcasm, puns and cat pictures.
I also really enjoy Math, I'm planning on getting a minor in it.
I do like doodling and drawing. I at one point was thinking about being a web cartoonist but I decided against it. So now I just make cartoons of cats and video games in my notes for school.
I dislike smoking, it smells bad to me and overall it makes me uncomfortable.
I live with my brother and our mutual friend. I actually quite like living with them, but ideally would like to have my own place in a few years.
I work at a bank that caters to old people mostly. So my job normally entails me reading a book while waiting for someone or shooting rubberbands at my coworkers.
Ideally I would meet a girl in the next year, date for two years and then after I finish college, we'd talk about marriage. I don't care to just date anymore, I would love to find someone to make memories with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Redditing really, I am also pursuing a degree as a Civil Engineer and Mathematics. I couldn't decide which one I wanted to do so I picked both.
I have a five year plan which all seems to be on track at the moment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spending a whole lot of time on Reddit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A Song of Fire and Ice. (book series) The Dresden Files, Good Omens, American Gods, Dune.

Hamlet 2, Cloudy with a chance of meatballs, Scott pilgrim Vs The world, Emperors New groove, Thanks Killing and anything with Bruce Lee.

TV show wise it is pretty common, Firefly, How I Met Your Mother, Freaks and Geeks, Parks and Recreation, Rocko's Modern Life, Animianiacs, and many other old cartoon shows. I was also a big fan of Friends.

As for food, I love PIE.
I also like tacos and burritos, Chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, Lasagna and cheesecake. (Which I have learned to make these dishes perfectly, besides the ice cream one.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My sarcasm, it brings me hours of joy.
2. My friends
3. The Internet, it lets me yell at people who I do not know and talk to my friends without ever having to leave my room.
4. Phone internet, for when I am out and about.
5. Something Important
6. Something not so Important
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Finding someone to make memories with.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
That is actually game night so I am usually out with my friends and redditing on my phone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I did not learn how to swim until 2011.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are looking for someone to co-reddit with.
If you are not an axe murderer
If your easy and have low standards.
And most importantly you have to have a good sense of humor and know when someone is joking (see above).