Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there! I moved from Brooklyn to Western Mass in 2009, so I'm
just now getting used to it. In my free time I like to walk, either
on nature trails or just through the town. Other hobbies are
baking, collecting comic books and figurines, sitting on my ass
watching TV and taking day trips. I'm not really big on bars and
parties, but it's more out of a lack of people to go with than
If you had to make me pick a passion, I'd say creating. One of my
favorite things to do is daydream. I love to build my own worlds
and make characters for them. I like to draw, paint, write, sculpt,
knit and generally use my hands to put things together.
Unfortunately, all of my work looks like it was created by a blind
capuchin. Creating is a hobby for me, but I don't think I could
ever make a career out of it. Unless I was actually a blind
capuchin, in which case I would be fucking amazing.
I'm trying not to stress myself out too much navigating the long
winding trail that is life. I love making new friends, whether I
end up in bed with them or not, but I'm not looking to be tied down
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently living the dream peddling tampons. I studied Animal
Behavior during my brief stay at college, and I'm still a bit
bitter about having to leave. I still don't know 100% what I'm
going back for, hopefully Veterinary Technician or some related
field being bitten and scratched by various creatures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Basic Pokemon trivia. If you can't tell the difference between
Gardevoir and Guardian Signs, I'm not impressed.
Picking up wild animals without either of us getting hurt. A lot of
this involves knowing when is a good time to pick up wild animals.
Protip: It is almost never a good time to pick up wild animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that my arms are covered in bright, multicolored plastic
bracelets that I never ever take off ever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't even know why I'm listing these things because I never
really read anyone else's lists. I just skim for Mein Kampf and PUA
Books: Watership Down, The Race Card, Dogs - Ray
Coppinger, Harry Potter, Pokemon Adventures
Movies: Little Miss Sunshine, Wreck-it Ralph,
Princess Mononoke, 8 Crazy Nights, Crash, Mewtwo Returns, Music and
Shows: Bob's Bugers, BoJack Horseman, Steven
Universe, Chopped, crime docudramas
Music: Green Day, Fall Out Boy, The Ready Set, Owl
City, Linkin Park, Taylor Swift, Panic!At the Disco, My Chemical
Food: Sushi, beef and rice stir-fry, curry with
rice. I really like rice is what I'm saying.
Video Games: Pokemon, Okami, Twilight Princess,
Cubivore, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Scribblenauts, Katamari
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm really grateful I have a place to live, a bed, warm blankets
and room for my things.
Learning to cook was a big hallmark, and I'm really happy that I
learned to feed myself without resorting to TV dinners and frozen
pizza all the time. There's nothing like home-cooked food, even if
it's bland or simple.
3. Friends and Family
I think this goes without explanation.
5. Pets and Animals
I live with a dog, it's great!
I know this sounds silly, but Pokemon has been with me through some
really hard times, and even when I'm really down, just hearing
"Bouken no Hajimari da" can brighten up my day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get back to Brooklyn.
All of the stuff I'm not drawing that I should be drawing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Horizontal. I usually work late on Friday and early on Saturday, so
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I total my bike (and my body) in an accident like every year. In
2015 I finally gave up and now I just walk a lot, but I might get a
new bike to ruin in the winter when it's cheap.
Also, I'm allergic to wheat and dairy, which is totally
You should message me if
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You have a collection of comic books or animal behavior books you
want to share.
You want to watch all of the shittiest movies on Netflix.
Also, I take a very long time to figure out what and when to
message someone. If you want to hear back faster, you're better off
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