Profiles suck and I suck at writing them. BUT LET'S DO THIS SHIT.

My name's Michael and I like stuff. I also dislike stuff. It's all very confusing.

I work at a family-run furniture store, mainly delivering and setting up furniture. It's somewhat more fun than it sounds and I spend a lot of time putting really heavy shit into peoples houses.

I'm very into the tech and video game industry. I can nerd out for hours about that kinda stuff. I like to think that I hide my geekiness under a thin veneer of normalcy. Very thin. Extremely thin.

I've spent the last year working on my house and trying to save up money when I can. I've toyed around with the idea of going back to school but it just doesn't make sense for me right now.

Those weird 'Magic Eye' things where you put your face up to them and than back away slowly and see the 3-D picture. The trick is just to cross your eyes. Works every time.

But besides that I'd say my talents are working on computers, writing, playing guitar and trumpet, and balancing on one foot.

I'm not sure there's any way to answer this without sounding arrogant but here we go:

People normally notice my dashing good looks, my expensive sports car, my amazing fashion sense, my prize-winning smile, and my ability to moonwalk.

Oh! And my sense of humor!

Oh god I suck at picking favorites.

Books: My favorite Authors are Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, and Charles Bukowski. Pretty much anything by them is a safe bet. There's plenty of others but those are the big three I'm into.

Movies: In general I like comedies and sci-fi. I also like a good horror movie or a musical. I love watching shitty b-movies with my friends and MST3k-ing the shit out of them.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Dexter, Doctor Who, South Park, Futurama, Arrested Development, Star Trek, Firefly, Community...too many to list here.

Music: I'll listen to just about anything besides really bad country music. My tastes change from day to day. Metal, Indie, Chiptunes, J-Pop...so much musics...

Food: I looooove spicy food. So yeah Mexican, italian, anything I can get away with putting Red Pepper and Cayenne on.

1. My Family (Total cop-out answer)
2. Friends (Equally cheesy)
3. My computer (Actually honest)
4. My iPod (Because fuck yeah)
5. Video games (Because Pew pew pew)
6. Air (Because breathing)
7. REBELLION (Because hardcore)

Robots and lasers and shit.

Robots are hella tight.

Either I have some friends over and we're watching bad movies on Netflix and playing video games or I'm on the internet looking at funny pictures of cats.

I sing Disney songs when I'm alone.
And when I'm not alone.
And when I was at a funeral that one time.

-If you think that we would get along.
-If you're a totally awesome and/or radical person.
-If you want to yell at me for something I did and forgot about.
-If you heard a weird noise while looking at my profile.
-If you're a Nigerian prince and want to offer me millions of dollars.