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PimpstressJ
33 / F / straight / Single
Catonsville, Maryland
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 3" (1.60m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Atheism and very serious about it
- Sign
- Capricorn
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Student
- Income
- $500,000–$1,000,000
- Kids
- Has 1 child
- Pets
- Owns dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am a chicken head, hood, and gangsta.
My Self-Summary
DATING APPLICATION
Name:
age:
penis length:
are you employed? yes no
Do you live in your parent's basement? yes no
Does your underwear have skid marks? yes no
Initial next to each statement
I am a US resident and do not need to marry you to live in this country____________
Whatever you says goes Pimpstress____________
please sign your life away to me on the dotted line
...............................................
Name:
age:
penis length:
are you employed? yes no
Do you live in your parent's basement? yes no
Does your underwear have skid marks? yes no
Initial next to each statement
I am a US resident and do not need to marry you to live in this country____________
Whatever you says goes Pimpstress____________
please sign your life away to me on the dotted line
...............................................
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a full time playground meth peddler. Flavors now in strawberry,
grape and lime
I’m really good at
this:
www.puddingfarts.com
www.puddingfarts.com
The first things people usually notice about me
my beard
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I like lamp
The six things I could never do without
midgets
tylenol
my crack pipe
my 18 year old love slave,Pedro
my sweat shop full of globally diverse children
the love and adoration of millions
tylenol
my crack pipe
my 18 year old love slave,Pedro
my sweat shop full of globally diverse children
the love and adoration of millions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how many different ways I can embarass you in public
On a typical Friday night I am
thinking about clear
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
farts make me giggle
You should message me if
if you can guess my name
