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My self-summary Propose an edit

The long and short of it: I don't need no instructions to know how to rock (bonus points if you get the reference). Speaking of that reference, I enjoy goofy humor, and laughing in general. Think Adult Swim and you'll be in the ballpark in terms of my sense of humor. I like it ridiculous, and I think I've made that clear in various places on this page.

I play bass in my own band. I have a degree in music, but like a lot of people, my job unfortunately has nothing to do with that. But hey, it won't matter when I'm a rock star.

That's enough about me for now, I think. Ask away if you're curious. I figure if I cut it short here I'll maintain an air of mystery or some shit like that. Shrug :)

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Paying bills. Spending money. Becoming a rock star. You know, the usual.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Music. Video games (well, some of them). Chili (and I make that shit vegetarian-friendly nowadays, for those who are thus inclined). Spelling. Being a good friend. Knowing myself. Being awesome.

And I could eat a peach for hours ;) WOOOO!!!

Yeah, I definitely went there. Deal with it :P

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

"NO NO NO, TOO SEXY! TOO SEXY!!!"

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books: Haven't done much reading these days. I was really into fantasy back in the day. Think Dragonlance, Robert Jordan and David Eddings.

Movies: Anchorman, Austin Powers, Spaceballs, Office Space, Holy Grail, Forrest Gump, Transformers (the original and the new one), Slap Shot, lots of others...

Music: Too many to name them all. A sampling... Dredg, Open Hand, Minus The Bear, This Day & Age, Tears For Fears, Dream Theater, Foo Fighters, Devin Townsend, Anathema, Black Sabbath, Zero 7, Crystal Method, Type O Negative, The Philosopher Kings, Dishwalla, Porcupine Tree, Soundgarden, Alice In Chains

Food: I'm not terribly picky (though I'm not really a fan of Japanese or Indian based on the few times I've had it). Anything spicy. My personal motto: If my face is on fire, it's not hot enough.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

music, friends, electricity (so my friends and I can listen and jam), hope, humor... not sure what else really

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

What to do when I grow up. Plans to renovate my house. Whether I'm even going to keep the house or sell it, for that matter. More ways to be more awesomer.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Doing any number of things. Going to (or preferably playing) a show. Chill at my place with some peeps and fire up the hookah (the only smoking of any kind I ever do, so don't worry, I don't smell or taste like smoke). Occasionally see a movie, either at somebody's house or at the theater, though it depends on whether there's actually anything good to see. Basically whatever floats my boat on that particular night.

Or doing 2 chicks at the same time. I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too, 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do. ;)

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

Uh... I like women? Gee, big surprise there, right? :P

You should message me if Propose an edit

You think I'm awesome. Or even just kinda cool, a little bit. Basically, if it tickles your fancy. Or if you want me to tickle your fancy, if you know what I mean. ... just kidding! or am i? ;)

But seriously... I think people should generally try to connect with each other if they find each other attractive for whatever reason. So if you think you're digging on this, then grow some balls and say so, I don't bite... hard ;) And I mean that part about the balls in only the most figurative way possible. ;)

Also, if you can recognize and appreciate the real meaning and intent behind the scattered ridiculous remarks on this page. Cause really, if you thought I was trying to be completely serious with those, then you need some lessons on sarcasm and Office Space.

One other thing... if you're straightforward and honest and you don't play these stupid dating games everybody seems to be so fond of anymore. I'm a (mostly) grown man with responsibilities and things to do so I'm not interested in wasting my time, or yours for that matter. Now, this doesn't mean I'm trying to jump into some super serious thing within one date, far from it. I'm just saying, don't try to be nice and "let the guy down easy". If you're not feeling it, just say so.

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