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Pineappleasaurus

28 M Somerville, MA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 24–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Generally laid-back and appreciative of the simple pleasures. I think a good sense of humor and a kind heart make the world go round. Fresh air off the ocean and a warm sun on my face will set my world right. I'm a big fan of hiking, campfires, sarcasm, Sriracha, and all things bacon. I'm an IPA and Scotch kinda guy and would go barefoot everyday if I could.

In the end I'm just trying to live by the golden rule and find someone who does the same. I'd like to be able to explore, relax, and have a little fun with a partner who is just as comfortable being herself around me as I am around her.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Grown up answer: working and planning so I can build a foundation to support my future family and retire at 50.

Inner child answer: I just want to have fun with my friends and ride go-karts all day. And go back to Space Camp.

I'm working on finding the balance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making BBQ sauce, folding fitted sheets, eating brunch, retaining useless knowledge, and air guitar. Real guitar TBD.

Lazy Sundays are my jam.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Flashy dance moves.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Burned through the Song of Ice and Fire series and couldn't get enough, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest is my favorite book, but I will always hold a special place in my heart for some Calvin and Hobbes.

I will listen to most things indie, folky, and bluegrassy, all things bluesy, and extra love for anything with a horns section. I've recently gotten really into Brother Ali, it's positivity, love, and soul set to great lyrics and rhythm. Not much more I could ask for.

Love me some Planet Earth, Game of Thrones, Dexter, Californication, West Wing, and The Newsroom. Big Star Wars and Jurassic Park fan. Loved Pirate Radio, This is the End, Motorcycle Diaries, City of God.......and Pitch Perfect. I was aca-obsessed with that movie for a bit.

If it's food, I want it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A little bit of solitude either on the trail or in the city, sometimes I just need to walk around by myself.
A good beer in a good pub.
The right song (or album) at the right time.
My pen and notebook.
A good laugh.
A reality check every once in a while.
My imagination.

So, seven things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The perfect meal, witty retorts to conversations I had a few days ago, starry nights where there is no light pollution, and how to roast the perfect chicken.

But mostly what my dog is thinking and what I want for lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Preferably going out for a nice dinner and drinks. This is sometimes (often?) replaced with just drinks. I like to sprinkle in the Netflix binge every once in a while as well.
You should message me if
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You believe that building a friendship is the best foundation for a relationship.
Posting up at a favorite bar with good beers/cocktails, a smattering of well executed snacks, and good conversation punctuated by plenty of witty banter ranks high up on your list of a great night.
You want me to cook you dinner.