i think it's a little silly to try to summarize yourself with words. listen to modest mouses's "talking shit about a pretty sunset" and you will see where i'm coming from. but...okc has incessantly played into my need to accomplish and complete things by telling me my profile is ONLY 65% COMPLETE (!!!) and that i need to write more in this section if i am to journey closer to that elusive 100%. so here goes:

i love mashed potatoes more than any normal person should. i'm addicted to piercings. i use superlatives superfluously. i love to dance, but am just awful at it. if i didn't rely on my parents (partially) for monetary purposes, i'd rather not see them ever again. all my tattoos are related to isaac brock except one. i have no idea where my life is going to take me and i'm completely ok with that. sometimes i exhaust myself from joking around all day. i know where every item i own is at any given moment (hence the neuroticism i mentioned in my three words about myself part). if i'm on time, i feel late. i'm polyamorous. i have an unusual amount of determination and will power when i want to have it. i just graduated from uf and will do nothing with my degree.

learning about how debits and credits can ruin my life.
trying to evade my parents' scrutiny.
working on finding a creative outlet.
being a vegetarian.
practicing songs for my made-up a cappella hair metal band called crotch bangers go to dublin with my best friend/bandmate i_fist_puppies.
dreaming about owning a bakery in san francisco.
working a shitty job as a transciptionist (pays the bills).
figuring out where to go from here.
starting an indoor organic garden for future commercial and residential purposes.
probably drinking too often.
baking for a co-op that is starting up soon.
trying to get a website started with thrusty to sell teas and medicinal herbs.

being quiet, being ridiculous, cooking, sharing, fucking, singing (not really but i do it alot!), laughing when things aren't funny, fantasizing, spending too much money, being bored, daydreaming, sleeping during inappropriate times, living vicariously through my friends, thinking up ridiculous piercings and then getting them, overindulgence, not having seen movies that EVERYONE has seen, procrastination, being a music snob with someone i don't like, making itemized and detailed lists, losing phones when i drink too much, petting cats, sitting on porches, rote memorization, wearing headbands

my piercings. or if i talk to you on the phone, you might notice i sound like i'm 15. or maybe that all my pants are too long for me.

books: anything by stephen king. tom robbins. non-fiction. please broaden my horizons.

movies: the darjeeling limited, elephant, garden state, little miss sunshine, fargo, no country for old men, there will be blood, SHORTBUS, documentaries. i also need my tastes expanded on this category. i am always down to watch a good movie i've never heard of.

music: well, right now i'm really into prefuse 73, matmos, the books and atlas sound. my obsessions change biweekly. i can be a bit of a music snob sometimes, but only if you listen to shitty stuff (i.e. if you list anything that is corporatized)
some constants throughout the years: grizzly bear, manitoba, black moth super rainbow, neutral milk hotel, panda bear, modest mouse, the beatles, andrew bird, animal collective, rilo kiley, robots in disguise, arcade fire, architecture in helsinki, wolf parade, metric, ratatat, tegan and sara, ladytron, fiery furnaces, blah blah blah i don't want to list all this because no one is going to read through band names anyway.

food: no meat please (and yes, that includes seafood. just because shrimp don't have eyelids does NOT mean they are plants) bagels are my one true love...if i could fuck a bagel, i would. pizza is also high on the list (best served with pineapple and banana peppers). and i am addicted to chocolate for realsies. i tried to stop eating it for a few weeks and had dreams about eating it. i try to avoid ingesting chemicals, dyes, and corn syrup whenever possible. the more natural, the better.

sex, friends, music, bagels, laughter, thunderstorms.

hypothetical situations, sex, why people like girl talk, why business students (aka my colleagues) have to be so conservative, how many more days i have to wait to see the new episode of project runway or america's next top model, what piercing to get next, party planning, if i have enough money to buy some new clothes, how to develop/maintain relationships, wishing people were more open-minded, what to eat for dinner (and if i can get said dinner for free), new tattoos i should get, how anyone can salvage their sanity after spending so much time in suburbia, why americans have such a disturbing fascination with STUFF and THINGS, where i'm going to be living in eight months, the co-op starting up in gainesville soon (!!!), gardening

there will undoubtedly be a party i attend. from there it could go anywhere.

i watch gossip girl religiously...and i hate myself for it.
it's hard for me to find the bread aisle in any grocery store.

you're open minded, you're ok with the fact that i'm polyamorous, you are not just looking to hook up with me (there's a difference between being a slut and being an ethical slut), you're going to say more than "hey whats up", you think bob dylan is overrated, you want to talk about piercings, you want to give me tips on how to hit on girls, you think everything isaac brock touches is pure gold, you have a job opening for me as a chef, you would like me to bake you delicious treats

YOU SHOULD NOT MESSAGE ME IF:
you want to judge my lifestyle, you are a republican, you love jesus, you are absurdly proud to have been in the armed forces, you have enjoyed yourself while listening to nickelback in the last five years, you regularly shop at hollister, you do not like more than half of the bands i like (note that not having heard of them is different than not liking them), you have the word "gator" in your username, you can't write in sufficiently proper english, you are freaked out by girls with armpit hair.