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Snarkandtea

29 Somerville, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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ADHD which I consider an asset. Not usually the hyper kind, just the subject leaping in conversation kind. I can't promise the leaps will make sense but I am told it's fun to watch. I love learning about new things and sharing what I learned with everyone I can.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for a cloud based software company. I love what we do and I love what I do there.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Snarky bedroom eyes, and making mashed potatoes, in about equal measure.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The consensus is my laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Pratchett in general, World War Z, High Fidelity, Good Omens, Snow Crash

Telly: Archer, Slings and Arrows, Luther, Sherlock, Inspector Lewis, Firefly, Foyle's War, Black Books, Better Off Ted

Film: Stardust, Jurassic Park, High Fidelity, Kinky Boots, Secretary, Star Wars.

Music: Jonathan Coulton, Tom Leher, Stan Rogers, Watsky, Tim Minchin
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Banter
2) Cider
3) Autumn
4) Plaid
5) An Internet connection
6) A Good Book
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to reconcile the fact that I both love the idea of a paperless society and also love printed books.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a passionate discussion with my roommates involving hand gestures and unsubstantiated claims.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
While I can cook a full meal, I end up more often then I like making pasta with sauce.
You should message me if
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I think perhaps the most important problem is that we are trying to understand the fundamental workings of the universe via a language devised for telling one another when the best fruit is.
~Terry Pratchett

Tell me where the best fruit is.