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Snarkandtea

29 M Somerville, MA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Like it says on the tin, I'm a snarky, tea drinking guy who is a fairly hoopy frood. Switching between self-depreciating and over-inflated ego I "keep it real" as the kids say.
What I’m doing with my life
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By day; I work in software support, which means dispensing a blend of education and therapy to everyone I talk to. By night; I work on the skills I will need if I ever follow my career advisors advice and become a super hero. So far I've mastered shouting "Stop!" at people running away from me and being dark and broody at a moments notice. I'm learning rock climbing because I figure it may come in handy. I'm also getting pretty good at my rich playboy alter ego, should it become important to assume a secret identity.
I’m really good at
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Snarky bedroom eyes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The consensus is my laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Pratchett in general, World War Z, High Fidelity, Good Omens, Snow Crash

Telly: Archer, Slings and Arrows, Luther, Sherlock, Inspector Lewis, Firefly, Foyle's War, Black Books, Better Off Ted

Film: Stardust, Jurassic Park, High Fidelity, Kinky Boots, Secretary

Podcasts: This American Life, BBC 4 Friday Night Comedy,

Music: Jonathan Coulton, Tom Leher, Stan Rogers, Watsky, Tim Minchin,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Banter
2) Cider
3) Autumn
4) Plaid
5) Finishing lists
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Gilmore Girls now that it's on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am frequently guilty of polysyllabic malapropisms.
You should message me if
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