Seriously, though, I'm a very friendly outgoing guy, but can't stand boring people. It seems like everyone should have something to say for themselves, but some don't. And what do I have to say for myself? Well...
George W. Bush was no Hitler. Hitler was a better speaker.
Fuck the Pope. Fuck the Ayatollah. Fuck the Preachers. Fuck the rabbis. Fuck the priests. Fuck the snake-handlers. Fuck the monks. Fuck the nuns. No seriously fuck them ... literally. All of those people need a lot more sex.
BTW, I live in both Portland and Seattle and am involved in a non-monogamous relationship down in P-town. I do have a more Portland-centric profile on here as well.
I am funny, offensive, and verbose