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PiperBumblebee

24 F Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I write for $$$, read avidly, rock climb, microwave pizza, and generally like doing sweaty excercise-y stuff.

I think Seattle has some of the kindest, strangest, most wonderful residents and I'm so pleased to be one of them.
What I’m doing with my life
I used to work as a library manager for a zine archive (ask me what a zine is!) where I did fun library stuff and taught workshops to teens. Now I work as a copywriter for a marketing firm. I recently had the opportunity to write a blog post about Miley Cyrus's tongue.

Spoiler: her tongue is gross.
I’m really good at
Whistling the theme song to Gilligan's Island
Walking quickly
Boggle
Petting dogs
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not a tall person. I also have a kind of unusual first name (It's not Piper, that's just some nice dog I know)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Margaret Atwood
William Faulkner
Anne Carson
Kurt Vonnegut
Best American Anthologies
Terrance Hayes
The six things I could never do without
Purple Doc Martens
Books
Dogs (all of them)
Movement
Microwave
Soy sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
New things I want to try, learning how to cook (open to instruction!), where the matching sock is.

I've been taking creative writing classes on the weekends, so my brain has been filled with lots of words recently.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably out at a divey bar on Capitol Hill.

Is that okay?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lied a little bit about my height on this thing. I also don't know how to drive a car.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Conversation is a favorite pastime, you love books like you love people, you're a good story teller, or you're funnier than your friends.

Or if you know where my keys are.